LMAO from The Onion. Read the full article, it's worth it. 
http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...urce=b-section

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...urce=b-section
Talk about not having a sense of humor. These days you can't even sit down, rudely interrupt someone's conversation, insult them directly to their face, and then act like a complete and utter ******* without people getting super offended by it. It's like, Christ—lighten up, will you? All I did was show up and ruin everybody's evening. Come on, people, relax.
I just don't get it. Why is everyone so sensitive about every little thing I do to spoil their good time? Can't they see that I'm just behaving in a manner that's completely inappropriate and totally uncalled for? It's called "me being unbelievably ****** for no discernable reason." Ever heard of it?
Oh sure, I'm the jerk. I'm the jerk for being a giant prick. I'm the jerk for insinuating— completely out of the blue—that my friend Frank will likely spend the rest of his life failing at most everything he tries. Christ almighty. What do I have to do here? Check with you people every time I might say, oh—I don't know—something completely demeaning and outright hurtful?
Doesn't anyone know how to have fun anymore?