Change One word from a famous quote

[arnisador]

Speak softly and carry a big machete.

 

[Big Don]

Last week I went to Fresno, but, it was closed

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I once shot a president in Reno, just to watch him die

 

[Touch Of Death]

I once shot a president in Reno, just to watch him die

Clever with that small P, but Big Brother is still bird watching.
Sean

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Clever with that small P, but Big Brother is still bird watching.
Sean

He has nothing to watch for, I didn't clarify which president I was talking about :ultracool

 

[GrandmasterP]

Welcome to Mauritius, home of sun, sea and salmonella.

 

[Big Don]

He has nothing to watch for, I didn't clarify which president I was talking about :ultracool

We all know you shot McKinley!
I don't why she would have any problem with your family. Outside of JR, everyone is pretty boring.

 

[arnisador]

Elvis has righted the building.

 

[GrandmasterP]

"Yippee" , whooped Bunter, " a salad".

 

[Big Don]

Yoga! Yoga!

 

[GrandmasterP]

"Feel the farce Luke Skywalker".

 

[arnisador]

Have some coke and a smile.

 

[Big Don]

speak softly and carry a big mick

 

[arnisador]

If I had a banhammer...

 

[Big Don]

If I had a hummer




Get your minds out of the gutter:

 

[Big Don]

Get your mind out of the butter

 

[arnisador]

Don't try to margarine me up.

 

[Big Don]

Where's the pork

 

[Xue Sheng]

Cogito, ergo doleo


Cogito, ergo doleo = I think, therefore I am depressed.

Original
Cogito ergo sum = I think, therefore I am

 

[arnisador]

All I want for Christmas is my two buck teeth...