Bumper stickers

[Kacey]

1. Bush: End of an Error

2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First

4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to
Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow Jobs Anymore

11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

13. Jail to the Chief

14 . No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?

15. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

16. Bad President! No Banana.

17. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

18. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

19. Is It Vietnam Yet?

20. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

21. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

22. You elected him. You Deserve Him.

23. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

24. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

25. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

26. One Nation Under Clod

27. At Least Nixon Resigned

 

[qi-tah]

Ha! Nice one. Rather partial to No#'s 10 and 15. In Australia we had a rash of similar bumper stickers after John Howard got re-elected (again, and again and again... argh, why is our voting populace so dumb?) "Don't blame me, I voted Labor" (think Democrat).

Or the Iraq themed one: "bUSh hoWARd"

 

[CoryKS]

Saw one the other day: Bad Liberal - No Bumper Sticker.

 

[fnorfurfoot]

Here are a few that I used to have on my old truck:
"Work harder - millions on welfare depend on you"
"If money is the root of all evil, then why do churches beg for it?"
"Diapers and Politicians need to be changed for the same reasons”
“Your family helps you with all of the problems you wouldn’t have if they weren’t your family.”
“Government policy – If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is”

 

[MA-Caver]

Here are a few that I used to have on my old truck:
"Work harder - millions on welfare depend on you"
"If money is the root of all evil, then why do churches beg for it?"
"Diapers and Politicians need to be changed for the same reasons”
“Your family helps you with all of the problems you wouldn’t have if they weren’t your family.”
“Government policy – If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is”

Those are pretty good... especially the family and diaper ones... heee hoo haaa

 

[tellner]

"We Don't Have a Democracy. We Have an Auction" <-- On my car
"WWJT - Who Would Jesus Torture?"
"When Fascism Comes to America It Will Come Wrapped in the Flag and Carrying a Cross" <--Also on my car
"Republicans for Voldemort" <-- On my wife's car
"Those Who Would Sacrifice Essential Liberty for a Little Temporary Safety Deserve Neither --Ben Franklin"
"If Any Ask Us Why We Died, Say Because Our Fathers Lied --Rudyard Kipling"
"Fighting for Peace is Like ****ing for Chastity"
"D.A.R.E. to Keep the President Off Peruvian Blue Flake"
"D.A.R.E. - I Ratted Out My Parents, and All I Got Was This Lousy Sticker"
"Only When the Power of Love Overcomes the Love of Power Will the World Know Peace --Jimi Hendrix"
"Pencak Silat - It's Not Something You Eat With Peanut Sauce"
"Won't Someone Give Him a Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him?"

 

[CoryKS]

A favorite non-political:


YES it is my truck!
NO I won't help you move!

 

[Rich Parsons]

I am pro choice but I thought this was just not right for which I will explain:

Abortion - Must be stopped
No excuses
At any Cost
No matter what


This to means that they are willing to kill someone to stop abortion which is in their mind killing someone. Just not what one would expect.

 

[bushidomartialarts]

"My president invaded Iraq and all I got was these lousy gas prices."

 

[Kacey]

"My kid can beat up your honor student"

"Jews may be chosen, but Catholics are forgiven"

 

[qi-tah]

Or the Iraq themed one: "bUSh hoWARd"

Ack! Of course, that should read "no bUSh hoWARd". My mistake.

 

[Obliquity]

1. Bush: End of an Error

2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First

4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to
Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow Jobs Anymore

11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

13. Jail to the Chief

14 . No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?

15. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

16. Bad President! No Banana.

17. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

18. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

19. Is It Vietnam Yet?

20. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

21. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

22. You elected him. You Deserve Him.

23. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

24. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

25. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

26. One Nation Under Clod

27. At Least Nixon Resigned

Clearly, Rush really is right.

 

[JBrainard]

I did something very juvenile the other day.
My very bitchy and very strait laced sister in law has a bumper sticker that reads: "I *heart* my pet." After I applied a little white out and permanent marker in the appropriate places, it read: "I *heart* my pot."
I guess you had to be there.

 

[Shaderon]

Nice one Kacey, and I like the others too.

Here's some more

"Give blood, do MMA"
"BJJ, most sports only require one ball"
"I need less talk and more action"
"If at forst you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"
"If you think I'm a lousey driver, wait until you see my putt."
"It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do"
"10,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
"Forgive your enemies, it really annoys them"
"Never ask a hairdresser if they think you need a haircut"
"Chicken Little was right all along"

 

[Carol]

My fave: "VoIP me"

Other ones I like:

"Seperate Church and Hate"

"Puritanism: The lingering fear that someone, somewhere, might be having fun"

"Cover me - I'm changing lanes"

"The Second protects the First"

"Your kid may be an honor student - You are an idiot"

 

[CoryKS]

Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks you're an *******

 

[Senjojutsu]

For those who have no fear (or enjoy paying for tickets/surcharges):

BAD COP - NO DONUT

I saw this one several years ago and laughed, but workplace violence events would make me wonder if I saw it again today:

I would have gone to work today, but the voices in my head said stay home and and clean the guns

 

[tellner]

Not a bumper sticker, a sign in the one gas station/post office/general store in Shaniko,Oregon:

Oregon allows concealed handguns
Oregon has assisted suicide
Shoplifters and robbers will be assumed to have requested assistance.