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[stone_dragone]

From watching "Fear Factor"

Anyone up for a plate of hissing cockroaches?

 

[crushing]

Ewww, not me!

What are female roaches called?

 

[Shaolinwind]

What are female roaches called?

This is a clean forum, I can't tell you.

Why can you suck a binky but not bink a sucky?

 

[Kacey]

Uh... dunno.

What is the point of diet decaffinated anything? I mean, I understand diet... I understand decaf... but isn't both kind of, well... pointless?

 

[Swordlady]

What is the point of diet decaffinated anything? I mean, I understand diet... I understand decaf... but isn't both kind of, well... pointless?

Probably serves the same purpose as sugar-free candy.

Why isn't there anything decent to watch on television anymore?

 

[Cryozombie]

because 99% of the masses dont GET good TV. Its over their heads. As long a CRAP like American Idol gets ratings, thats what gets made.

Why is it so hard for men and women to understand each other?

 

[stone_dragone]

because 99% of the masses dont GET good TV. Its over their heads. As long a CRAP like American Idol gets ratings, thats what gets made.

Why is it so hard for men and women to understand each other?

Because women are a complex creation of a perfect God who had practice on making man...and men are imbiciles. (I are one, so I can say it)

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

 

[Brother John]

Because women are a complex creation of a perfect God who had practice on making man...and men are imbiciles. (I are one, so I can say it)

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

I have NO idea.
May have to tell you in the morning..

Do you know the way to San Jose??

Your Brother
John

 

[Lisa]

I have NO idea.
May have to tell you in the morning..

Do you know the way to San Jose??

Your Brother
John

South

What Canadian City has a huge Ukrainian Easter Egg as a monument on display?

 

[OUMoose]

South

What Canadian City has a huge Ukrainian Easter Egg as a monument on display?

Windsor

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun, and make a strawberry lemon pie?

 

[Lisa]

Windsor

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun, and make a strawberry lemon pie?

Wrong! Vegreville Alberta

The candyman can!

Why is summer so short and winter so long?

 

[Cryozombie]

Wrong! Vegreville Alberta

The candyman can!

Why is summer so short and winter so long?

Becuase it can be, way the hell up there.

Why does a simple classified ad in the local paper cost more than the item I want to sell's price?

 

[BrandiJo]

cus newspapers suck

how can one lil toe hurt so much when you bairly kick the corner on a wall?
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[Lisa]

cus newspapers suck

how can one lil toe hurt so much when you bairly kick the corner on a wall?
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because life is cruel

Why an I not think clearly without my morning coffee?

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

because life is cruel

Why an I not think clearly without my morning coffee?

Because caffiene is a stimulant, a drug, and, after a period of time, the body believes it cannot function properly without it.

Who is John Galt?

 

[crushing]

Because caffiene is a stimulant, a drug, and, after a period of time, the body believes it cannot function properly without it.

Who is John Galt?

The hero from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. (Thanks Google!).

Speaking of Atlas Shrugged, what book have you really been meaning to read for a while but other books and things seem to get in ahead of it?

 

[Kacey]

The hero from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. (Thanks Google!).

Speaking of Atlas Shrugged, what book have you really been meaning to read for a while but other books and things seem to get in ahead of it?

David Copperfield, which I started on the plane to the UK, but still haven't finished... given the timing on the flights there and back, I kept falling asleep - no fault of the book, though, just exhaustion.

 

[Nevada_MO_Guy]

David Copperfield, which I started on the plane to the UK, but still haven't finished... given the timing on the flights there and back, I kept falling asleep - no fault of the book, though, just exhaustion.

I don't understand the question? :idunno:

My question:
What would your chemical element be, on the periodic table, if you used your age as the atomic number?....example would be, if you are one year old your element would be hydrogen.

 

[Sam]

Chlorine (17)

what color is your hair?

 

[BrandiJo]

dark blonde almost brown

whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?
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