kilo
Yellow Belt
I dont know if this has been posted before but I thought it was funny.
"One day I received a shipment of fan-foot geckos, small lizards about six inches long. Suddenly, while I was digging around in the box, one of the lizards ran up my arm and clamped itself onto the skin over my carotid artery. Startled, I clamped my hand over the lizard and sat up suddenly. But the back of the chair that I was sitting in was broken.
I fell backwards out of the chair, in the process kicking the box, sending a couple dozen lizards airborne in a diffuse pattern that covered most of the room. I ended up on the floor, clutching my throat, in a futile attempt to defend myself from this one-ounce lizard who had quite cleanly thrown and pinned me and who even liberated his comrades in the process." Wiley Nelson
heres a link http://www.cafeshops.com/aikidogecko
"One day I received a shipment of fan-foot geckos, small lizards about six inches long. Suddenly, while I was digging around in the box, one of the lizards ran up my arm and clamped itself onto the skin over my carotid artery. Startled, I clamped my hand over the lizard and sat up suddenly. But the back of the chair that I was sitting in was broken.
I fell backwards out of the chair, in the process kicking the box, sending a couple dozen lizards airborne in a diffuse pattern that covered most of the room. I ended up on the floor, clutching my throat, in a futile attempt to defend myself from this one-ounce lizard who had quite cleanly thrown and pinned me and who even liberated his comrades in the process." Wiley Nelson
heres a link http://www.cafeshops.com/aikidogecko