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Now Iā€™m getting the Fitness Dating ads.

I guess because I talked about wearing a Speedo during training in another thread, my tracking stuff thinks Iā€™m an in-shape Adonis. I must be to wear a Speedo during karate, right?
 
Now Iā€™m getting the Fitness Dating ads.

I guess because I talked about wearing a Speedo during training in another thread, my tracking stuff thinks Iā€™m an in-shape Adonis. I must be to wear a Speedo during karate, right?

The 'fitness singles' are quite possibly my favourite ones.

Better than the transexual fantasy cartoons at least...
 
Now Iā€™m getting ā€œMen Can Come To Planned Parenthood.ā€

I guess itā€™s all the ā€œdatingā€ lately. So many ways I can go with this one, not enough space.
 
Now Iā€™m getting ā€œMen Can Come To Planned Parenthood.ā€

I guess itā€™s all the ā€œdatingā€ lately. So many ways I can go with this one, not enough space.
I'm confused. Is that a dating suggestion?
 
I'm confused. Is that a dating suggestion?
I was thinking more along the lines of free STD treatment and dealing with getting women pregnant. But if you want to meet men at Planned Parenthood, who am I to judge? :)
 
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Iā€™m also more frequently getting a Kelly Kapowski kinda looking single mom in the ads. At least sheā€™s a somewhat refreshing change from the norm. The others so far arenā€™t my type. The new single mom is closer; I guess the tracking is slowing learning.
 
I was thinking more along the lines of free STD treatment and dealing with getting women pregnant. But if you want to meet men at Planned Parenthood, who am I to judge? :)
What's next? Diamond ring add? Baby product adds?

JR, if you keep this up your gonna end up on the Maury show and praying he says "you are not the father"
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What's next? Diamond ring add? Baby product adds?

JR, if you keep this up your gonna end up on the Maury show and praying he says "you are not the father"
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I love that show. It never gets old. Maury and Seinfeld are two shows that Iā€™ve watched for years and theyā€™re just as great now as theyā€™ve been since day one.

Edit: every now and then Maury does something other than lie detectors and paternity. Those episodes suck. I donā€™t want makeovers or teens gone bad. Just give me lie detectors and DNA.
 
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