A second Bone to pick on here!

Master Blaster = Master Conatser...

Ladies and gentlemen... a new nickname has been born!!!

"Master Blaster... Don't hurt him!!!"

:ladysman: Thank you... thank you... but I cannot take credit for this alone... Mr. Billings is THE MAN! :cheers:

Hasta,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems
 
:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - "Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?"

:karate: Billy - "Uh, yes master, not a single one of could defeat you."

:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - "You gain wisdom child."

:karate: Billy - "So we'll have to gang up on you! Get him now!"

(To Be Continued...)
 
LOL...Kenpo Komics....too cute...

I'm just 'frantic' waiting for the next part. :D
 
Originally posted by Seig

Boot to the head..boot...boot.....boot to the head.....boot....slap...boot to the groin....boot to the head

Dang Seig! You beat me to that one! But thanks for being in the same mind set I was in!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dan
 
:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body, and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ahh... owwww....

:karate: Billy (and the rest of the class) - ahhh... oooooowwwww.....

:asian: Master Blaster Conatser - Very good, class.

(The End... or is it?) :roflmao:
 
Originally posted by WilliamTLear

Dr. Demento was the man!!!

I used to listen to him all the time, but it has been years!

All in good fun,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems
:D

... Don't want no carrots. Don't want no peas, but a big burrito brings me to my knees ... So, Bring a load of RC Cola ... TV Dinner, a plate of Twinkies ... or it takes a big burrito ... For to keep me clean! (Doctor Dimento ca. 1972ish)... :rofl:
Dan
 
Originally posted by Sigung86



... Don't want no carrots. Don't want no peas, but a big burrito brings me to my knees ... So, Bring a load of RC Cola ... TV Dinner, a plate of Twinkies ... or it takes a big burrito ... For to keep me clean! (Doctor Dimento ca. 1972ish)... :rofl:
Dan

Sounds like DC's feast for Kings!:D
 
Remember these?

Fish Heads (Most Annoying Song I've heard him play)

Dead Puppies (One of the grossest)

I Live in a Lakeside Trailer Park (This one was one of the funniest)

Ahhh the memories,
Billy Lear
United Kenpo Systems
:rofl:
 
hehehe ... I liked fish heads! "Eat them up, YUMM"
 
.....EXISTENTIAL BLUES!!!!!

Man, I LOVED that show........Dr. D was one of my heroes...

Peace--
 
I and my renaissance faire friends are rather fond of "The Scotsman" I choked on my ale when I first heard the final line of that one!
 
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