World's "Weirdest and Stupidest" Tattoos?

[xJOHNx]

I got a "Blood Axe" glyph from WH40k, Rebel Alliance logo from Star Wars, and some Lyrics from KMFDM on my chest.

Hoorah for the 40k tattoo!

Maybe a seperate thread with pictures? Or does that already exist?

 

[Bill Mattocks]

I heard about the guy who got smacked across the chops for noting that a pair of love birds tattooed across a pair of major-league yabbos was going to be a pair of ostriches in a few decades...I'm just sayin'...

 

[Bill Mattocks]

...and does anyone want to see their granny in a pair of low-cut jeans and the word 'JUICY' peeking out in ink over the top? Think, people!

 

[Stac3y]

Eek! Wow, some friends. Some days. And I thought I had some interesting stories. You got me beat.

Heh. You don't know the half of it. :uhyeah:

 

[SensibleManiac]

Some of these are too funny.

But yeah I agree that unless you know th meaning behind the tattoo it's difficult to call it stupid.

I got a tribal tattoo 21 years ago, (man, that makes me sound old, I swear I'm not OK) back when it wasn't hip or typical.

Today there are probably 100's of people with a similar tattoo, it's good that I had the forsight to make it somewhat original so no one has exactly the same thing but it is a common design.

Anyways it's easy to judge but some of those were nice and original, others were just puzzling.

 

[Bruno@MT]

I heard about the guy who got smacked across the chops for noting that a pair of love birds tattooed across a pair of major-league yabbos was going to be a pair of ostriches in a few decades...I'm just sayin'...

Someone I know got into trouble with some bikers after pointing out that the kanji on one of a biker's shoulders was upside down. I don't have tats. Maybe I will have one someday. Maybe it will be a kanji... but only if I can actually read it at that time

 

[Bruno@MT]

...and does anyone want to see their granny in a pair of low-cut jeans and the word 'JUICY' peeking out in ink over the top? Think, people!

That tattoo referred to as a 'tramp stamp' (on the lower back) is referred to as 'butt antlers' over here.

Now, I don't mind admitting that on a young woman with a trim body, I think they look sexy. Some people do, some people don't. 20 years later, on a not so trim body where the skin has sagged a bit, with the colors fainted and the edges blurred... not so much.

 

[Cryozombie]

I'd bet there's more than one... Getting something PERMANENTLY placed on your body in a language you don't understand, THAT is crazy...

I dont understand the langauge, but I know for a fact what all mine said before i got them. I didnt go pick em off a wall.

I have been told the "penmanship" was poor tho. Hehe.

 

[chaos1551]

Geeky tattoos, yeah. Deeply personal tattoos, okay. However, I couldn't get over the beady-eyed dillhole with "LADIES LOVE IT" tattooed on his upper lip. Much as I try not to disparage people, that just screams 'douchebag'.

I like what Robin Williams says about those tramp stamps: pretty cool when you're 20, but when you're 50 it looks like an octopus chasing a starfish. Butt antlers, though.. that's funny stuff.

I got lucky with my tattoo. Part of it is in a language I don't understand. It's a Chinese character. I was told it meant "spirit, mind and body". I ran across the character one day while I was surfing the internet. Literally (according to Wikipedia), it means "steam rising from cooked rice". I think that's supposed to be symbolic of the essence of life. My wife sure gets a kick out of it. Though my luck had it as the symbol for Chi, she loves to tell people the literal meaning.