Which Martial Art System is best suited for the streets?

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

To answer plainly, mine is. Now, send me a check for 10 grand, and I'll send you a proficiency certificate and black belt.

Regards,

D.

 

[RichK]

The best MA in the world I learned in the school yard. The techinque is - turn on your heel and then place one foot in front of the other, you can verbalize it as you do it like this.....left,right,left,right,left...

 

[KenpoEMT]

A tough, if now rare system descended from three masters whose methods were highly popular in the 1930's.

It involved a lot of falling, eye gouges, slaps, reinforced hammer fists to the nose, ear twists and hair pulling. One of the masters was noted for his body checks, and would base his methods on the movements of a charging bull. Legend has it that he once head butted a bull in a bullfight, felling the beast. When his "ki" was up, the only thing that would control him was, oddly, cheese.

Some weaponry skills based on "field expedients" that are at hand...particularly tools such as saw blades and claw hammers (the former for dragging across the top of the head, the latter for gouging the nose as a "come along" hold). To counter these methods iron body skills were developed by the three masters to a level never before seen.

Some projectile weapons...again, field expedients. Their skill with throwing baked goods are said to have never been surpassed.

John Gilbey thought to write about them, but was concerned their skills would be deemed even too fantastic for his readers. Their story was cut from his final manuscript.

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