"What Would YOU Say?" Game

[MA-Caver]

Ok maybe not a game per 'se but a way for us to excercise the strongest muscle in our body... our minds. Also to have some fun with words.
We see lots of quotes and sometimes we have a better way of saying it or a way of twisting it around. I got the idea from the Ask Marilyn column in a sunday paper supplement. She takes a famous quote and asks her readers to come up with something funnier, wittier or wiser or whatever.
Example:

"He who never made a mistake, never made anything". ~ Joseph Conrad
readers replied with;
"He who never made a mistake, should keep that to himself."
"He who never made a mistake, never took algebra."
"He who never made a mistake, will make an excellent ex-husband"

So starting with the above quote by Conrad we'll go for a week and then add another quote and take a week for inputs before going to the next quote and so on. BUT! As MT-ers/MA-ists we should (try to) tailor the quotes to Martial Arts!

"He who never made a mistake, never made anything" ~ Joseph
Conrad.

He who never made a mistake, ought to try using nunchukus for the first time.

 

[KempoGuy06]

"He who never made a mistake, never pushed himself to his limits"

B

 

[FearlessFreep]

He who has never made a mistake, has no children
He who has never made a mistake, has never been asked "does this make me look fat?"

He who has never made a mistake, is lying about their last test
He who has never made a mistake, never got on the mat in the first place

 

[thardey]

He who has never made a mistake, is a Grand Master of at least four "ancient" secret arts.

 

[KempoGuy06]

He who has never made a mistake, has never uttered the phrase "hey ya'll watch this"

that one is for all my fellow Southern MT'ers

B

 

[CoryKS]

He who has never made a mistake, has missed out on a lot of fun.

 

[crushing]

He who has never made a mistake, always has a good story.

He who has never made a mistake, has never uttered the phrase "hey ya'll watch this"

that one is for all my fellow Southern MT'ers

B

LOL! Along that same line:

He who has never made a mistake, has never uttered the phrase, "Here, hold my beer while I try something."

 

[morph4me]

He who never made a mistake did all that stupid **** on purpose

 

[KempoGuy06]

He who has never made a mistake, always has a good story.




LOL! Along that same line:

He who has never made a mistake, has never uttered the phrase, "Here, hold my beer while I try something."

LOL...i spit water all over my monitor when I read that

B

 

[KempoGuy06]

He who has never made a mistake, obviously doesnt buy there own fireworks

B

 

[morph4me]

He who never made a mistake has never learned anything

 

[ejaazi]

He who never made a mistake has never taken a wrong turn!

 

[LuzRD]

He who never made a mistake, has never truly lived

 

[Doc_Jude]

He who never made a mistake has never learned anything

Ah, you beat me to it. That's my favorite.

how about this:

"He who never made a mistake never argued with a woman."

and the ultimate:

"He Who Never Made A Mistake is obviously Chuck Norris."

 

[Andy Moynihan]

"He who never made a mistake, will make an excellent ex-husband"

Impossible--a man who has become a husband to begin with has, by definition, made one of the worst mistakes a man can.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

He who has never made a mistake, never made it to succeeding, because the path to glory is *littered* with ****ups.

 

[shesulsa]

He who has never made a mistake ... isn't a human being.

 

[thardey]

Or, to turn it around:

He who never had play-doh, never made anything.

 

[donna]

He who has never made a mistake......Is lying or terribly deluded!

 

[tshadowchaser]

he who has never made a mistake.....sounds like my exboss

he who has never made a mistake never got married

he who has not made a mistake never tried to do much

he who never made a mistake never lock themsleves out of car/house