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My mouse cursor just passed over my green buttons and I found out that I, Jonathan Randall, am now A SPLENDID ONE TO BEHOLD!
I bet my parents never imagined while raising me that I would someday become a SPLENDID ONE TO BEHOLD! If I could go back in time, someday, when as a young boy, my mother was lecturing me for this or that, because I could have told her; "... mother, you will rue the day you threatened to spank me for such a trivial offense, for I, Jonathan, will someday - in the not too distant future - officially become a SPLENDID ONE TO BEHOLD".
I'm going directly to the store to purchase an expensive bottle of Merlot ($6.99 and up) to celebrate - Paisano will not do for this, nor will "Two BUCK CHUCK" (Charles Shaw's $1.99 Merlot).
lol.
I bet my parents never imagined while raising me that I would someday become a SPLENDID ONE TO BEHOLD! If I could go back in time, someday, when as a young boy, my mother was lecturing me for this or that, because I could have told her; "... mother, you will rue the day you threatened to spank me for such a trivial offense, for I, Jonathan, will someday - in the not too distant future - officially become a SPLENDID ONE TO BEHOLD".
I'm going directly to the store to purchase an expensive bottle of Merlot ($6.99 and up) to celebrate - Paisano will not do for this, nor will "Two BUCK CHUCK" (Charles Shaw's $1.99 Merlot).
lol.