TSA: We're not the bad guys. OK, we look like them.

[Bruno@MT]

And you're already married, isn't that right?

Yes. Happily married and faithful I might add

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

However, in Dallas, on my way back from Brazil, the Customs Officer opened my luggage and there was Bony. He picked Bony up and held it up (I'm thinking he was hoping to humiliate me) and loudly announced "What's THIS for?" I looked him right in the eye and said "Sex."

That was the fastest clearance I ever got through customs.

Hah, Bill...I have to say, your balls must be made of pure brass.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

Yes. Happily married and faithful I might add

That last bit wasn't necessary...I have zero interest in married men. Nor do I have interest in men I talk to on the internet. So you're safe from me, sguar pie.

 

[Bruno@MT]

Yeah no worries. I wasn't implying anything

I never understood why anyone would want a relationship with someone who is married. It's a recipe for disaster. I also don't understand why anyone would be unfaithful. It's also a recipe for disaster. and frankly, if my wedding would be so bad I'd feel the need to be unfaithful, I'd get a divorce first.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Not to derail the interesting tangent but lets focus on the TSA stuff please. Rest should go in a non-serious area. Danke.

 

[teekin]

I 'm not the one eating my shoes and chocolate makes me break out.
just sayin:angel:
lori