The Top 8 ‘Oh ****!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts

[Bob Hubbard]

The Top 8 ‘Oh ****!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts

In Mixed Martial Arts, a fighter can be knocked out instantly, slowly beaten into a puddle, or submitted from out of the blue. As a sport, it is the leading generator of oh **** moments, which is any moment that makes you say that. Here are the top eight.

Due to the nature of expletives, this was a difficult list to put together. “Oh ****!” can mean so many things. I’m terrible at examples, but say you’re at brunch, you might shout, “Oh ****, that brunch ghost has a knife!” Whereas someone else might be jumping out of a birthday cake going, “Ohhh, ****! Which one of you fellas is having a birthday party? Oh ****– Grandpa?! Oh… ****, I bet your grandson leaping from a cake with his dick out is the kind of memory that comes with a Get Out of Alzheimer’s Free card.”

Because the expression has such varied usage, this will not be a simple Top Something list. Instead, I will list only the best MMA moment from eight separate uses of oh ****.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-eight-oh-****-moments-in-mma/

Warning: Language and some gore.

Enjoy!

 

[MattJ]

Saw this a while back, one of the funniest things I have read in a while!

 

[Andrew Green]

The martial talk filter broke the link, this will take you too it:

http://tiny.cc/2fXwQ

 

[Wagonmancer]

Hilarious.

 

[Damon1698]

love this!