The New Transformer Movie

Andy Moynihan said:

It could be worse. It could be written as a comedy, starring a bunch of would-be commedians of the wrong race or gender, and have absolulty NO semblance to the originals, like 99% of the holywood remakes coming out in the past several years, Ala Wild Wild West, Honeymooners, Nutty Professor, Dr Dolittle, Starsky and Hutch... etc.

Imagine it now with me:

Martin Lawrance: (no cgi, no costume, box on his chest) "I am a robot, mofo... I can turn into a plane, watch out, I'll go all megatron on your ***.
J-lo: Poor guy, ever since that VW beetle hit him, he thinks he's a cartoon...

Cut to later where Owen Wilson has fashoned wings on Martin Lawrance's box:

Owen Wilson: Dude, its cool, yeah. You can do it... transform and fly my friend...
Martin Lawrance: Yeah, Yea! git down wit it, I CAN FLY! (Martin pulls a string and the wings pop up, sound over makes the trasformers G1 noise martin jumps from the roof and actually files...)

I mean seriously... judging by what Hollywood has been doing lately... Is that REALLY far fetched?
 
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