The Kitchen

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Bachalor Gormet Dinner


requires:
1 block of cheese
1 box of crackers

1- cut cheese into chunks
2- place 1 chunk between 2 crackers
3- eat
4- repeat until full, or cheese is gone.

I've had that Gourmet Dinner..~!! Bachelorette style .. add parsley for garnish

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

Bachelor Gourmet Dinner 2

Ingredients:
Big bag of large pretzels
Jar of dipping mustard
Copious amounts of cold beer
TV with somthing good on (hardest to obtain)
Comfortable furniture

Gather first three ingredients, sit/recline on furniture.
Turn on TV, tune into "good" program.
Open bag of pretzels, jar of mustard, and first of many beers.
Dip pretzel in mustard, eat, wash down with beer.
Continue until out of pretzels.
If you ran out of beer first, you are not truly a bachelor. Check around, you've got a wife somewhere.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
I'm slightly like that with Tomatoes. I love Tomato sauce, I will have tomatoe pieces in like a sauce and I LOVE Tomatoe juice. I will however.......not eat Tomatoes normal:shrug:

I love raw tomatoes, but put a stewed tomato in forn of me and you're liable to be wearing it.

 

[Ender]

nuttin better n cold pizza in the mornin.. ...well...cold KFC is good too...

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

Originally posted by Ender
nuttin better n cold pizza in the mornin.. ...well...cold KFC is good too...

Sex in the morning beats them both.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Randy Strausbaugh
Sex in the morning beats them both.

But being able to do them all at once takes true talent.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Please, some of us are eating.......

 

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Please, some of us are eating.......

*munching peanuts*

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

Originally posted by Seig
But being able to do them all at once takes true talent.

Ah, Reverend Seig from the Church of Costanza.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Honey Baked Ham....mmmmm

I even found a good recipe:

Words: © 1994 by Tom Smith
Music: "Honey, I Miss You"

See the tree, how big it's grown
Since I have lived here on my own,
And it's been good,
Since Christopher began his fun
And brought us all to live in Hun-
Dred Acre Wood.

Well, I came home today to stretch
Before the mirror, and then fetch
My hunny-pot.
Now, I'm a simple-minded bear,
But I know there was hunny there,
And now there's not.

And Hunny, I miss you,
You left without a sound,
Wait! What's at the bottom?
-- Oh, bother. Piglet drowned.



I debuted this at Dorsai Thing 19 in Ann Arbor, MI, and got one of the best reactions of my career: A room full of large, tough men and sleek, dangerous women, hardened by lives of combat and survival, all sitting there with quavering lips, blubbering, "You killed Piglet!"

 

[KenpoTess]

Piglet's dead?? awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. *moment of silence*

Ok the moment's over.. Ribs??

*sorry..

 

[Rich Parsons]

I debuted this at Dorsai Thing 19 in Ann Arbor, MI, and got one of the best reactions of my career: A room full of large, tough men and sleek, dangerous women, hardened by lives of combat and survival, all sitting there with quavering lips, blubbering, "You killed Piglet!"

Ok, now I have lived in Ann Arbor Michigan and I have hung in its' worse bars and clubs, and believe me they are no where near this comment.

Now the next city over Ypsilanti MI, could have some real bad men and women.

Yet, Flint and Detroit have much worse elements, and this is where I grew up and worked to help pay for college .


Oh Wait this was a comedian and he was making a joke for peple to laugh, Now! I get it !

:rofl:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Randy Strausbaugh
Ah, Reverend Seig from the Church of Costanza.

Sorry, I don't get it.

 

[Ender]

ok..where are the pop arts?..I need more fruit in my diet.

 

[Ender]

ooops..pop tarts..*G

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

My favorites are beer, chips, pizza and watching football.
Least favorites, just having to clean up afterwards.

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Ender
nuttin better n cold pizza in the mornin.. ...well...cold KFC is good too...

:barf: ....... No thanks.

 

[Seig]

Cold left over chinese isn't bad if you don't put the rice in with it

 

[Bob Hubbard]

I'll stick to sushi....

 

[IsshinryuKarateGirl]

Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
My favorites are beer, chips, pizza and watching football.
Least favorites, just having to clean up afterwards.

Haha. I agree with you all except for the beer and football. I seriously can not stand the taste of beer and football to me is so boring. If you give me some soda instead of the beer and some NASCAR racing at Talladega (my favorite track), you'll get one happy camper. Oh yeah, and to be nice, if ya throw in some Dale Jr./Mike Waltrip commercials, I'll have a great day.