The Junk Drawer

I like grits with butter and salt.
My friend from the south makes em with ham and cheese too. yummy.

However, I'm gonna ask a stupid question... what's okra?
 
Okra.. it's fuzzy on the outside and slimy with round seeds inside.. found in gumbo, or fried or in some other way shape or form recipe that southerners find to hide it~!!

some people like it .. I, myself can't tolerate the texture ~!
Pic of Okra
 
I'm Gritts!!!! Question ...... Can I be grits if I've never had grits??? We don't get much grits up here in the Great White North. Is it anything like Oootmeal, we Canuks luv's out Oootmeal.
:D

Dot
:rofl:
 
Originally posted by KenpoTess
Okra.. it's fuzzy on the outside and slimy with round seeds inside.. found in gumbo, or fried or in some other way shape or form recipe that southerners find to hide it~!!

some people like it .. I, myself can't tolerate the texture ~!
Pic of Okra
Okra is best deep fried, in a soup or gumbo is second best.
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl
I'm Gritts!!!! Question ...... Can I be grits if I've never had grits??? We don't get much grits up here in the Great White North. Is it anything like Oootmeal, we Canuks luv's out Oootmeal.
:D

Dot
:rofl:
EGADS WOMAN! Are you trying to kill me? Grits resemble that vile paste you call oatmeal in no fashion other than color and you eat both of them hot. Grits are a meal corn cereal. They are also commonly known as quick grits.
Grits Edifying
 
Originally posted by Seig
EGADS WOMAN! Are you trying to kill me? Grits resemble that vile paste you call oatmeal in no fashion other than color and you eat both of them hot. Grits are a meal corn cereal. They are also commonly known as quick grits.
Grits Edifying


:eek: Oh Okay I get it.

So its like eating hot soggy birdseed then? :confused:
That sounds MUCH tastier. :barf:

Dot :angel:

Note to self:
Think twice before
eating with Seig
%think%
 
Originally posted by theletch1
Seig, I'm starting to think that grits must be a southern "zen" thing.
Nah, when God created the Mason/Dixon line, he forgot to give tastebuds to anyone above it.
 
you're missing out... and this is coming from someone who has only visited the south for three days! Grits are YUMMY! especially with lots of butter and a little salt!
 
Originally posted by Nightingale
you're missing out... and this is coming from someone who has only visited the south for three days! Grits are YUMMY! especially with lots of butter and a little salt!

Sounds like it will clog arteries and such.:rofl:
 
It is big. :D
 

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Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.

ME: Hello?

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AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: This is AT&T?

AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: The phone company?

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ME: I already have a phone.

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ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?

AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!

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ME: 365 days a year?

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AT&T: Excuse me?

ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.

AT&T: What are you talking about?

ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.

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ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?

AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.

ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!

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At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.

SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?

ME: Yeah?

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SUPERVISOR: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.

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I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.

AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?

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AT&T: click.
 
If you really did that....It was hilarious! I am very impressed that you could restrain from laughter that whole time! :D:D:D
 
hahaa I wish I could take credit for that Jeff.. but alas no.. Author unknown~!!!
*G* too funny eh~!
 
Originally posted by Nightingale
you're missing out... and this is coming from someone who has only visited the south for three days! Grits are YUMMY! especially with lots of butter and a little salt!

It is also important to get the real thing, not that instant 'just add hot water' crap.

Cthulhu
 
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