The George Bush Loyalty Quiz.

Looks like I passed. Apparently, I also have to dance on my roof naked.




...*mumbles ahem...again*
 
The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
 
I got an 8 on the Bush quiz and a 2 on the Kerry quiz. close enough...if someone were to ask me how I felt on a sclae of 1-10 about each, I'd give Bush a 7 and Kerry about a 3, but there weren't many questions and the ones that were there were one extreme or another. Oh well, pretty funny stuff.
 
The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to John Kerry

Your score is 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. You believe that John Kerry has some redeeming qualities, but not enough to entrust him with running the country, much less the nuclear launch codes. It's possible that you might change your mind about him, but at this point, you are leaning against him.
 
My scores:

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.


Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. John Kerry is your man. He may not be perfect in your eyes, but next to the smirking idiot who occupies the White House right now, he looks like Abraham Lincoln.
 
"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

Let me just add that most of the questions had a few answers I was split between. The Mid-Apocalypse bumper sticker nearly got my vote!!!!!
 
Melissa426 said:
HHJH:
:rolleyes:
I am shocked and appalled. How could you not also have provided the John Kerry Loyalty Quiz link? It must have been a mere oversight and not a flagrant display of non-partisanship on your part.
I will provide the link for you!:ultracool
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bljohnkerryquiz.htm
Peace,
Melissa

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.
Thanks Melissa!
But in truth, it didn't tell me anything I didn't already know to be true.
Your Brother
John
 
besides, I think that maybe at least 51% of people agree with me.

Actually, it would be more accurate to say that 51% of Americans that voted and whose votes were counted might agree with you.
 
Looks like I'm a pure Bush Believer!

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.
 
Also looks like I believe the Kerry is unfit to be president (who knew?)!

Your score is 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. You believe John Kerry is unfit to be president. While your disapproval stops short of outright hatred, there is nothing he could do or say that could sway your fundamental belief that he is a dangerous, terrorist-coddling, flip-flopping menace who must be stopped.
 
heretic888 said:
Actually, it would be more accurate to say that 51% of Americans that voted and whose votes were counted might agree with you.

Actually, the people who voted are the only ones that matter in this instance. If the others cared one way or the other, they should have exercised their right to vote.
Also: Statistically speaking, once they are done counting what comparably few votes were left to be counted, that percentage will most likely stay the same.
51%.

Or you can say it like this:
Over 3 million more than Kerry got.
either way, it's still good news.

Your Brother
John
 
BrotherJohn said:
Actually, the people who voted are the only ones that matter in this instance. If the others cared one way or the other, they should have exercised their right to vote.

Ah, so, according to your prior statement ---

"besides, I think that maybe at least 51% of people agree with me",

--- then all those that didn't exercise their right to vote (or aren't eligible to vote) are therefore not "people". Intriguing.

BrotherJohn said:
Also: Statistically speaking, once they are done counting what comparably few votes were left to be counted, that percentage will most likely stay the same.

Most likely. :p

Or you can say it like this:
Over 3 million more than Kerry got.
either way, it's still good news.

Not quite. Around 72% of those supporters have erroneous conceptions about Iraq's connection to both 9/11 and its possession of WMD's.

I don't consider an election won through lies, duplicity, and misdirection as "good news". Nor do I consider having an administration with ties to organizations like Americans for a New Century as "good news".

But, hey, to each his own, right?? :rolleyes:
 
"besides, I think that maybe at least 51% of people agree with me", then all those that didn't exercise their right to vote (or aren't eligible to vote) are therefore not "people". Intriguing.
Come on man. You know that's not what I'm saying.
Can't a liberal NOT spin for just a moment or two???? jeeesh...
heretic888 said:
Not quite. Around 72% of those supporters have erroneous conceptions about Iraq's connection to both 9/11 and its possession of WMD's.
I don't consider an election won through lies, duplicity, and misdirection as "good news". Nor do I consider having an administration with ties to organizations like Americans for a New Century as "good news".
But, hey, to each his own, right?? :rolleyes:
Says you. That's your parties accepted SPIN, and you've swallowed it too, and regurgitated it here for public consumption very well.
And BTW: having "Discussed" it here on MT with other like minded liberals still doesn't make it true.

Your Brother
John
 
Brother John said:
And BTW: having "Discussed" it here on MT with other like minded liberals still doesn't make it true.

The discussions on this forum and the debates have proven that for this election rational argument and facts did not matter for 51% of the population.

W lost every debate with Kerry. This is like some whacked out inverse of a Bob Dylan song in which the Loser's Win...
 
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