The Amazing Death Predictor!

[Drac]

Ping: At age 65 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

This is awesome! Just how I want to go!!

ANOTHER glorius death..I die playing a video game..:vu:

 

[morph4me]

ANOTHER glorius death..I die playing a video game..:vu:

You can come to Equador with me, how's your spanish?

 

[Infinite]

ANOTHER glorius death..I die playing a video game..:vu:

I REPEAT I die by POP CULTURE!!! Death by video game has far more honor.

--Infy

 

[morph4me]

I REPEAT I die by POP CULTURE!!! Death by video game has far more honor.

--Infy

I don't know, death by pop culture is like torture, maybe you end up a political prisoner or something, you have to look at the bright side

 

[Drac]

You can come to Equador with me, how's your spanish?

So-so.. but we gotta take Infinite with us..Death by pop culture is NO way for a man to die...

 

[morph4me]

So-so.. but we gotta take Infinite with us..Death by pop culture is NO way for a man to die...

The more the merrier, hell, at 86 I'll need all the help I can get

 

[Infinite]

So-so.. but we gotta take Infinite with us..Death by pop culture is NO way for a man to die...

*sniffle* Thanks drac but they made a good point perhaps I am capture IN Ecuador and tortured to death.

Come to think of it how do you avoid my death? At least you all can not drink, not do video games, or not show up to the fight.

Mine slips out and kills me without warning!

Darn it.

--Infy

 

[Carol]

Tom: At age 86 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Carol, can you teach me to speak spanish??

Asi es no problema. (Sure I can)

So-so.. but we gotta take Infinite with us..Death by pop culture is NO way for a man to die...

Fine with me.

 

[Carol]

Oh sure, she gets a warriors death and I die in an arcade...What an epitath..

:lol2:

 

[JBrainard]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Oh, man! My work's firewall blocked the website. I really wanted to know how I would go. Damn, guess I'll just have to wait and find out.

 

[Drac]

Oh, man! My work's firewall blocked the website. I really wanted to know how I would go. Damn, guess I'll just have to wait and find out.

I was surprized I got in as the the Departmenst usually blocks out ALL the good sites

 

[JasonASmith]

jason smith: At age 58 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
BRILLIANT!

 

[Ceicei]

I tried this with my full name and it came out:

At age 72 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Commere, you terrorists! I wanna you look at the end of my "walking cane" (bang, bang!)

*************

With my nickname, oh gee....

At age 57 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

At least I hope by the time I get to 54, my dreams turn rather exciting. Looks like my nickname is just as real as my dreams get.

 

[bluemtn]

Kerri: At age 73 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I kid you not, that's what was generated! I better stay away from electric fences, then.:uhyeah:

I thought that required a little something extra that I don't have (physically, that is)?

 

[Infinite]

Kerri: At age 73 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I kid you not, that's what was generated! I better stay away from electric fences, then.:uhyeah:

I thought that required a little something extra that I don't have (physically, that is)?

Untrue watch the full monety a demonstration of the female ability to do this is in the male strip club scene

--Infy

 

[bluemtn]

Oh my. More of us being sent to fight terrorism:

tkdgirl: At age 44 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

 

[bushidomartialarts]

ushidomartialarts: At age 87 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


no! no! please god no!

 

[Whitebelt]

Whitebelt: At age 24 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Awesome! I'm looking foreward already...oh

 

[Flatlander]

Flatlander: At age 39 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Of course. You should see the artwork.....

 

[hong kong fooey]

i hope this thig is wrong

joseph: At age 55 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines