The Amazing Death Predictor!

[Jade Tigress]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

pam: At age 69 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

 

[mrhnau]

MrHnau: At age 79 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

What the heck is King Cobra? LOL

 

[bydand]

bydand: At age 84 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

:lfao:

mrhnau, King Cobra is a cheap beer. Think real, real cheap. Last time I saw it a 40 was less than a 12 can of Pepsi.

 

[shesulsa]

G: At age 85 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

At 85? Heck, I could be passed out drunk and never know what happened! I supposed I could live with that, though it would be second to another choice.

 

[Drac]

MrHnau: At age 79 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

What the heck is King Cobra? LOL

Malt Liquor..

 

[Drac]

At age 100 I'll cash in my chips at an arcade playing Street Fighter Omega, I'll be electrocuted by the headset..The first such death in years..Hey, there are worse ways to buy it..

 

[MA-Caver]

MACAVER: At age 55 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
Damn... only 10 years to go. Haven't played Street Fighter in years... hmm, I could always stay away from them henceforth... But I do have the game on a CD ROM... perhaps I should burn it... and be arrested for destroying every Street Fighter cabinet that I see from now on?

Odd... 10 years left... time to get busy... *ahem* Ladies which of you lovelies want to marry me? Line up behind the green line on the floor please, interviews begin shortly... :uhyeah:

 

[Drac]

Odd... 10 years left... time to get busy... *ahem* Ladies which of you lovelies want to marry me? Line up behind the green line on the floor please, interviews begin shortly... :uhyeah:

WAIT, let me get my camcorder first, this I gotta preserve for all time..

 

[Kacey]

Kacey: At age 93 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

I guess I've never really seen myself as a herione... better get to work!

 

[Carol]

Carol Kaur: At age 72 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

¡Por lo menos me moriré la muerte de una guerrera!

(At least I will be dying the death of a warrior)

 

[Drac]

Carol Kaur: At age 72 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

¡Por lo menos me moriré la muerte de una guerrera!

(At least I will be dying the death of a warrior)

Oh sure, she gets a warriors death and I die in an arcade...What an epitath..

 

[bydand]

Oh sure, she gets a warriors death and I die in an arcade...What an epitath..

Yeah, at least you are out and about; I die drunk at home. (kind of what I would have laid money on until I got married. )

 

[Drac]

Yeah, at least you are out and about; I die drunk at home. (kind of what I would have laid money on until I got married. )

I hear ya brother and the same fate would have befallen me, that's PROVIDING I was able to crawl back inside my apartment and not croaked in the car...LOL

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Jeff: At age 78 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Just like home, I'm always the last to find out about anything.

 

[bydand]

Jeff: At age 78 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Just like home, I'm always the last to find out about anything.

:lfao:

 

[Drac]

Jeff: At age 78 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Just like home, I'm always the last to find out about anything.

:lol2::lol2:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Rich: At age 60 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.


My New plan is to stop this BILL and the WTO.

I wonder how many I took with me?

 

[Infinite]

At age 55 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

So yeah ... death by pop culture I will hear no more whining about anyone elses death. Not to mention I get it at 55

--Infy

 

[morph4me]

Tom: At age 86 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Carol, can you teach me to speak spanish??

 

[Ping898]

Ping: At age 65 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

This is awesome! Just how I want to go!!