Thank you, Martial Talk

[Buka]

Yep, I remember you were around, back before the dead sea was getting diagnosed with a life threatening illness.

I'm so old that every year my insurance company only sends me half a calendar.

 

[skribs]

I'm so old that every year my insurance company only sends me half a calendar.

I'm so old, my dating profile says "enjoys long walks on the beach, after sprouting legs and crawling out of the ocean."

 

[Gerry Seymour]

@kempodisciple @gpseymour @Dirty Dog @Headhunter

You guys are really hurting my thesis, here.

Glad to be of service.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

You ain't old, bro. Heck, I got excuses older than you.

I had a friend who was very young, but owned a large insurance business. When hiring, he'd occasionally get some middle-aged dude who'd say, "Why should I follow your business plan? I have socks older than you."

Stephen would reply, "Maybe if you followed a good business plan you could afford some new socks."