Tales of The "Goldendragon!"

[Goldendragon7]

Originally posted by RCastillo

Ya ought to see his collection!

A few of my pets......

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by CoolKempoDude
do you know what he keeps his *scorpion* collection for ????

my guess is if he doesn't want to keep this collection for lunch SNACK , he definitely tries to build LARGE army of scorpions to take over EPAK in the next few months.

this sure sounds like Scorpion King movies

Let's put it this way. if one goes to visit, it's hard to sleep at nite!

 

[CoolKempoDude]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Let's put it this way. if one goes to visit, it's hard to sleep at nite!

I belive you after seeing his *collection* picture here. If you had a hard time at sleeping there, how could he sleep so well?????

I prefer Hilton hotel over SCORPION-house any time

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by CoolKempoDude
I belive you after seeing his *collection* picture here. If you had a hard time at sleeping there, how could he sleep so well?????

I prefer Hilton hotel over SCORPION-house any time

Easy............he doesn't sleep.:shrug:

 

[Chronuss]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Easy............he doesn't sleep.:shrug:

I wouldn't sleep either knowing I got scorpions in my friggin' house......

 

[Goldendragon7]

Originally posted by Chronuss
I wouldn't sleep either knowing I got scorpions in my friggin' house......

I sleep fine...... geeze..... they don't bother me!!

They know they will be put into captivity!

:rofl:

 

[Ceicei]

No. no, no! You guys misunderstood! These scorpions are for guard duty! OF COURSE Mr. C sleeps like a baby! He's safe....

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Ceicei
No. no, no! You guys misunderstood! These scorpions are for guard duty! OF COURSE Mr. C sleeps like a baby! He's safe....

Very true. I shoulda guessed! The Goldenone remains safe.

 

[Goldendragon7]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Very true. I shoulda guessed! The GoldenOne remains safe.

I don't understand why you are complaining........ I made sure they didn't bother you!!! Humph, next time no Limo!

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7
I don't understand why you are complaining........ I made sure they didn't bother you!!! Humph, next time no Limo!

Ok ok, lets go talk about it your favorite eating place!:cheers:

 

[TheRustyOne]

Originally posted by CoolKempoDude
do you know what he keeps his *scorpion* collection for ????

Creating a new system....Scorpion Kenpo....1st tech: Delayed Pinch


I wouldn't have a problem w/ CAPTIVE scorpions in the house....they're cute!

 

[Goldendragon7]

Originally posted by TheRustyOne
Creating a new system....Scorpion Kenpo....1st tech: Delayed Pinch

Scorpion Kenpo Yellow Belt
1). Delayed Pinch
2). Alternating Stingers
3). Venom of Destruction
4). Deflecting Pinchers
5). Capturing Pinchers
6). Sting of Death
7). Checking the Scorpion
8). Stinger of Aggression
9). Attacking Scorpion
10). Pincher and Stinger

Pinch Set # 1
Short Stinger # 1 (Bothsides)

:xtrmshock

 

[TheRustyOne]

:rofl:

that's kind of disturbing...in a way...err....

 

[Hollywood1340]

And I thought I had to much time on my hands..........sir :rofl:

 

[Chronuss]

Originally posted by Goldendragon7
Scorpion Kenpo Yellow Belt...

...:shrug: ...I know better now than to be frightened...:rofl:

 

[RCastillo]

New Update!!!

Apache Junction Arizona

An old movie set used in decades past burned down to the ground. I'll bet a spark from the Goldendragon's hot roding ways in that caddy started that fire.
Can't anybody stop that guy? :idunno:

 

[Chronuss]

tell you what...you stand in front of his Caddy and yell when you see him coming down the road... :supcool:

 

[RCastillo]

tell you what...you stand in front of his Caddy and yell when you see him coming down the road... :supcool:

Are you kidding? I was screaming when I was in the front passenger seat with him as he ran da stop signs, and you want me to stand in front??? :vu:

 

[Chronuss]

least you'll see it coming rather than being behind the dashboard... :shrug:

 

[RCastillo]

least you'll see it coming rather than being behind the dashboard... :shrug:

Then I'll be road kill. What's the diff? :deadhorse