Strange Happenings

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kirk
I'm thinking about bringing that new chick from Logistics. If things
go right I may be showing her my O-face. You know ... Oh! Oh! Oh!

Hey Peter, check out channel 9, breast exams!

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I
told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm,
I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because
they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used
to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they
were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the
Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't
bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler
and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the
building on fire.

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in
there once. He said the trick is kick someone's *** the first day,
or become somebody's *****. Then everything will be alright.

Peter ... Watch out for your cornhole, bud

"I wouldn't exactly say I have been missing it, Bob."

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Jill666
I have to join in saying that Office Space was freakin' hilarious. My husband was a programmer until 9/11 made his dot.com go away, and I have seen from the outside how weird things can get in those little cubicles.

He still has his stapler (it has "Andy's- **** off" stencilled on it).

I'm gonna have to ask you to rent this movie, okay? Great....

So there! There's my flair! :bird:

"So, how is that not stealing?"

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
You better be talking bout tears there......:shrug:

I don't know, but you are standing in it...

 

[brianhunter]

No matter how many quotes you hear Sieg just proved you can dig up more from that movie!!! hehe Classic i tell ya classic!!!

 

[jeffkyle]

Gotta be one of the best movies of all time. Funny it never made it bigger than it did.

 

[jeffkyle]

Originally posted by Seig
I don't know, but you are standing in it...

Getting a little yucky around here....

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
I know I don't. :rofl:

I said stop man!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Seig
I don't know, but you are standing in it...

Urgh! :disgust: I'm movin over there!

*Judo throws Rich into Puddle of *Insert liquid here* before Karate chopping Jason to the floor and giving Seig a *Boot to the Groin**

Take that :asian:

 

[Jill666]

It's okay! Back away from the puddle and nobody else gets hurt. There there. Have a snack- like a tuna roll?

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Urgh! :disgust: I'm movin over there!

*Judo throws Rich into Puddle of *Insert liquid here*

I would pay to see your scrawny butt do that

before Karate chopping Jason to the floor

My money is on the Ohio Express

and giving Seig a *Boot to the Groin**

Take that :asian:

You Really want to get laughed at, don't you?

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Jill666
It's okay! Back away from the puddle and nobody else gets hurt. There there. Have a snack- like a tuna roll?

Give him some paper towels first.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Seig
I would pay to see your scrawny butt do that
My money is on the Ohio Express
You Really want to get laughed at, don't you?

Just keeping you guys in line........

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Seig
Give him some paper towels first.

Stop with it already.....:disgust:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Stop with it already.....:disgust:

MOB, I believe that you should listen to Jill on this one. Step back take a chill, eat a sandwhich or something. You aren't going to be able to do any of that stuff any time soon.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
MOB, I believe that you should listen to Jill on this one. Step back take a chill, eat a sandwhich or something.

Make sure you wash your hands first

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Seig
Make sure you wash your hands first

Some hand sanitizer first then wash with soap but only after he steps out of his little puddle first.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
MOB, I believe that you should listen to Jill on this one. Step back take a chill, eat a sandwhich or something. You aren't going to be able to do any of that stuff any time soon.

Oi....what are you implying

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Oi....what are you implying

You are not going to throw rich, beat me in any fight, or be able to kick Seig.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
You are not going to throw rich, beat me in any fight, or be able to kick Seig.

Oh thought you were talking bout the whole puddle thing

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Urgh! :disgust: I'm movin over there!

*Judo throws Rich into Puddle of *Insert liquid here* before Karate chopping Jason to the floor and giving Seig a *Boot to the Groin**

Take that :asian:

I missed this post

:rofl: I know Aikido and Judo masters that hesitate to throw me.

Mass is my friend

As for the puddle, MOB, I tought you had gotton over that problem. OR at least you knew enough to wear depends.

:rofl: