First email:
> > > Hi there. I stopped by your site today for the
> > first
> > > time. The videos were... hmm... a little hard to swallow.
> > What
> > > system are you affiliated with, where to you
> > teach? In
> > > your own words, Mr. Stewart, who are you?
> > >*signed with real name, from email address tagged with real name*
His reply:
> > I'm your worst nightmare..............very brave
> > behind a
> > keyboard...............come visit me sometime and
> > the joke will be on
> > you.............Guarenteed!!!!!!
> >
> > STEVE
My second email:
> Why the rudeness?
>
> I did ask you where you are located, as I have no
> idea. I would be open to visiting you or your studio,
> but you haven't told me where you are.
>
His reply:
Look it up on my site.................you are the one who is f***ing
rude
you mother f***er...............don't mess with someone that you know
nothing about..................they may just become your worst
nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!
The asterisks are my own, to protect your innocent eyes, my dear forumites. I guess he must have seen that movie, A Fish Called Wanda, John Cleese calls Kevin Kline "a true vulgarian" and he says to John Cleese, "YOU'RE the vulgarian, you F***!" That was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.
Anyway, my "worst nightmare" was of grappling with a midget, who then bit my testicles and wouldn't let go. I don't think the great master Stewart would do that...
Would he?
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