Special Holiday cookie Recipe

[D_Brady]

Subject: Cookie Recipe

Just in case any of you are planning a cookie swap for the holidays -
this is a good recipe !




1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Silver Patron Tequila


Sample the Patron to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Patron

again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and

drink.


Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.


Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make

sure the Patron is still OK.

Try another cup... just in case.


Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit

gets stuck! in the beaterers, just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.


Sample the Patron to check for tonsisticity.


Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Silver Patron..

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a

spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.


Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.


Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Pilver Satron and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher

 

[mj-hi-yah]

That was funny Dan I really laughed!!! :lol:

 

[D_Brady]

But will drink it ,, I meant use it. :ultracool

 

[TigerWoman]

One cup of tequila would have quite sufficient. That was hilarious! TW

 

[Xequat]

Yum!!!!!!!! -hiccup-