In Colorado? Ahem..:BSmeter:Ahem. Not to say it's not possible, but most definitely not probable. 'Course I could be wrong. I'm sure making a claim like that you have the slip to back it up. Lol. It shouldn't have to as long as you're moving. Regardless, it can't smell any worse than what you're trying to shovel out. Lol.
Should that not be 'Pig *****' meter?
Somewhere 'pigs in Space' or 'When pigs fly' springs to mind....
(put poop in vat, extract methane, produce juice, erm, electricity, problem solved...plus a few barrels of oil saved...Implement in Wisconsin, too, where cow poop starts to form methane pockets in the ground, I have been told. Watch for the FDA and USDA support the consumption of more meat in the future)