Somthing to Think about:

[Bigshadow]

In a typical resturant customers receive 27p worth of food for every pound they spend....................not sure what that is in dollars.

A deal! :rofl:

 

[Cryozombie]

The Mohawk is to help it get punk chicks to date it.

If a Soybean is not a Vegetable, does that make it an Animal or a Mineral?
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[Martial Tucker]

MATHS. *

1.
To find a woman you need time and money.
Therefore:
Woman=Time x Money

2.
"Time is money" so:
Time = Money

3. Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)^2

4:
"Money is the root of all problems"

Money = sqrt(Problems)

5:
Therefore:
Woman = sqrt(Problems) ^2
The square root is cancelled by the square which leaves:

Woman = Problems

 

[Bigshadow]

Woman = Problems

You sanitized it. HAHAHA "Money is the root of all EVIL!" :rofl:

 

[shesulsa]

If a Soybean is not a Vegetable, does that make it an Animal or a Mineral?

It makes it a fish, because a fish is not an animal, vegetable or mineral according to your logic.

 

[Odin]

MATHS. *

1.
To find a woman you need time and money.
Therefore:
Woman=Time x Money

2.
"Time is money" so:
Time = Money

3. Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)^2

4:
"Money is the root of all problems"

Money = sqrt(Problems)

5:
Therefore:
Woman = sqrt(Problems) ^2
The square root is cancelled by the square which leaves:

Woman = Problems

lol!!I knew it!

 

[Sarah]

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

[Bigshadow]

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

He doesn't want to mess up his hair...

 

[Flatlander]

Men and women clean their houses differently. Women usually take the time to do things like dust. Men generally don't. Why?

So we know where to put stuff back where we found it.

Why are women trying to screw up our system?

 

[DavidCC]

Why are women trying to screw up our system?

I know this thread is just for laughs but really this is one of the most important questions facing the people of Earth today.

 

[bluemtn]

If a zebra isn't actually a horse, then what is it?

 

[Bigshadow]

If a zebra isn't actually a horse, then what is it?

Not sure, but I think it is a species of the same genus as a horse. I hope I said that right. I wasn't very good at biology.

 

[bluemtn]

Why can't men ever understand women, and vice versa?

 

[Flatlander]

Why can't men ever understand women, and vice versa?

I don't know what you're trying to say......