Some number jokes

[skribs]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was a registered six offender.

German girls rate me a 9/10.
At least...I think that's what they mean.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789.

 

[Steve]

Never talk about 244 in a polite setting. It's two gross.

What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Her algae bra.

 

[jobo]

Never talk about 244 in a polite setting. It's two gross.

What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Her algae bra.

no it's not two gross is 288

 

[Steve]

no it's not two gross is 288

Lol... You're right. But you get the idea.

 

[donald1]

You know what is odd? Every other number.

I had a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were stacked against me.

How do you make seven an even number? Take off the s.

A woman goes to the doctor and says her husband wants to have intense s** all day every day and asks what she should give him. The doctor replies, my number.

4, 6, 8, and 9 were killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

I won a million dollars so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity .Now I have $999,999.75

 

[Orion Nebula]

 

[Kung Fu Wang]

In Chinese 5418814524 means "I'm your dad and you are my son".

5 - I, mine
4 - is, are
1 - you, your
88 - dad
24 - son