Shortest Books

[Big Don]

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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A Guide to Age Appropriate Relationships
Cher
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Serial Monogamy
Elizabeth Taylor
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Practical Contraception
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar
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[Steve]

Why Can't We Be Friends?
by the United States Tea Party

 

[Big Don]

How to be Faithful in Your Marriage
JFK
RFK
Bill Clinton
LBJ
John Edwards
&
Jesse Jackson

 

[Balrog]

why can't we be friends?
By the united states democrat party

ftfy.

 

[Steve]

How to be Faithful in Your Marriage
JFK
RFK
Bill Clinton
LBJ
John Edwards
&
Jesse Jackson

Also by George H.W. Bush, Mike Bowers, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Dan Burton, Pat Robertson, Rudolph Guiliani, Michael Huffington, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart.

The byline is literally longer than the book!

 

[crushing]

George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

 

[Steve]

Reality Based Self Defense
By Frank Dux

 

[Big Don]

How to be Funny
Kathy Griffin

 

[Steve]

The Ultimate Weight Solution
by Dr. Phil

 

[Big Don]

The Ultimate Weight Solution
by Dr. Phil

Not Being a Pompous Douchebag
Dr. Phil

What I found in Al Capone's Vault
Geraldo Rivera

 

[crushing]

The People I Actually Keep Honest
by Anderson Cooper

 

[Big Don]

Overcoming Anorexia
Ann Coulter and Calista Flockhart
(Dedicated to Karen Carpenter)

My Favorite Pancakes
Rachel Corrie

Reasonable Discourse
Cynthia McKinney

 

[Steve]

Common Sense
by Glenn Beck

Diplomacy and the Art of Influence
by billcihak (tongue and cheek, buddy)

How the UFC Saved MMA
by Tez

 

[Big Don]

Using Your Inside Voice
The WWE

How I Beat Addiction
Amy Winehouse

 

[crushing]

Ethics in Accounting
A collaborative effort with Enron, Global Crossings, Tyco, and MCI Worldcom

(Not to be confused with their other book which isn't short at all; 'How We Built the 90s Economy and Created a Federal Budget Surplus*')

Ethics in Media Distribution
by Sony

 

[Balrog]

Common Sense
by Glenn Beck

You missed on this one. Beck's book titled Common Sense is 192 pages long
http://www.amazon.com/Glenn-Becks-C...8571/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1313000562&sr=8-2

 

[Petrus62]

Overcoming Anorexia
Ann Coulter and Calista Flockhart
(Dedicated to Karen Carpenter)

Hi

This was a little cruel!!!