A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
