Saddam's obit

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[I]All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters, a corrected paragraph follows


He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald, and by seven daughters: Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute. There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family .
 
The obit left out daughters Rayshelrey, a celebrity chef and Dethray, a currently unemployed particle-beam weapons physicist, and son Gowey, an aggressively reclusive hermit...
 
And don't forget the son who's a big traveler..Ahway or the one who's in the institution...Crayzay.
 
Those are ALL GREAT....
 
I think there was also a granddaughter Havnaysday, a Sam's Club or Cosco greeter, don't remember which...
 

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