I do maintain that the fanny pack is the rest of the world trying to steal our sporran. And I look great in a kilt.
You should know better than to call it a fanny pack, that's considered rude.

Sir Terry is totally Ankh Morpork aristocracy


Charles is actually a warm man who feels more than most but has never been allowed to show emotions. His uncle Lord Mountbatten was a tyrant, look up what he did in India, Phillip was no better. If you meet Charles in a small group he doesn't appear the same as he does on big occasions. I was at RAF Cranwell the same time as him for a few months. He's done a tremendous amount of charity work, the Prince's Trust is fantastic, I say work because has really thrown himself into many causes. I like him, it seems that his approval ratings have gone up here as people realise he's more than they thought.