Put him there to dry

[Ping898]

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged to go home; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?"

 

[MA-Caver]

:lfao: That's mentally stable alright! Makes sense ... sure... got all wet... needs to dry out.

 

[shesulsa]

:uhohh::lol:

 

[stone_dragone]

Awesome!

 

[morph4me]

I've heard faultier logic from supposedly sane, intelligent people.

:boing2: :boing2:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?"

:roflol: :lol: :rofl:

This is great I really liked it. Poor Jim Though. *sniff*

 

[SHINOBI SHUGENDO]

That is a great story. Our sanity is all dependant upon the society we are associated with. Sanity and reality do vary from person to person. May people think I am also insane. But I know exactly what I am doing.