I heared a new pick up line last night...
"Hey; does this smell like chloriform to you?"
Sean
"Hey; does this smell like chloriform to you?"
Sean
Pick up lines.
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One of the best one's of all times is
Baby whats your sign
Gordon Nore
Senior Master
Off the top of my head... and this is only good for March 2nd.
It could work.
It could work.
David43515
Master Black Belt
Let us know how that works out for ya`.
One of my favorites around christmas is
"Why don`t you have a seat on Santa`s lap and tell me all about it."
Blade96
Senior Master
I think craziest one I've ever heard is
"i wanna ravage you like a war torn nation!"
some people are weird.......
"i wanna ravage you like a war torn nation!"
some people are weird.......
No... I'm not married, honest. :angel:
Blade96
Senior Master
yeah, but the real question is did it work?
LOL. I have no idea.
Don't think I'd think much of the person who went for that though. pickup line is too weird.......and to my opinion whoever say that is weird too
Chris Parker
Grandmaster
Pick up lines? Okay, uh, let's see...
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven...." (Groan, walk away).
"Are you from the council?" "Why?" "Cause you got 'fine' written all over you..." (Pained look, walk away)
"So, should I call you for breakfast, or just nudge you....?" (Drink in face, turn and leave).
"My face is leaving in 5 minutes, want to be on it?" (Slap in face, turn sharply and leave, taking all friends with her).
"Hey, this drink tastes funny, I think it has Rohypnol in it.... can you taste it for me?" (Knee in groin, club security called).
Hmm, come to think of it, they're not so good....
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven...." (Groan, walk away).
"Are you from the council?" "Why?" "Cause you got 'fine' written all over you..." (Pained look, walk away)
"So, should I call you for breakfast, or just nudge you....?" (Drink in face, turn and leave).
"My face is leaving in 5 minutes, want to be on it?" (Slap in face, turn sharply and leave, taking all friends with her).
"Hey, this drink tastes funny, I think it has Rohypnol in it.... can you taste it for me?" (Knee in groin, club security called).
Hmm, come to think of it, they're not so good....
Omar B
Senior Master
"Shhhh, go back to sleep."
CoryKS
Senior Master
Never used one. This works pretty well though.
Position yourself strategically and try not to act like a weirdo.
Conversation ensues.
???
Profit.
Position yourself strategically and try not to act like a weirdo.
Conversation ensues.
???
Profit.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I never used them but I hear one today in a David Lee Roth Song
“I’m new in town…do you think I could get directions to your place”
I also read an article (humorous) several years ago that was discussing on how to pick up intelligent women and they had pickup lines in it
“Wow you really have intelligent and self-sufficient looking legs”
“what a beautiful forehead, I bet you got a great brain in there”
“I’m new in town…do you think I could get directions to your place”
I also read an article (humorous) several years ago that was discussing on how to pick up intelligent women and they had pickup lines in it
“Wow you really have intelligent and self-sufficient looking legs”
“what a beautiful forehead, I bet you got a great brain in there”
chaos1551
Blue Belt
1) Did you fart, cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents mental?
2) Are yer parents mental?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
AND.. the best for last!
10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
oh and one for the road....
My Face is leavin, you wanna ride?
CoryKS
Senior Master
I think I just discovered the secret of my success.
Y'all are setting the bar reaaally low.
Y'all are setting the bar reaaally low.
