Paul Janulis hospitalized...

[Cryozombie]

shows how much faith the others have in Mr.Janulis' skill to ACTUALLY believe he could be beat up by a pile of 10 year olds..............


sheesh

Hey... anyone who referes to themselves as "Master of Defense" prolly couldnt take a 10 year old, let alone a pack of them. Sounds like somthing that should be addressed on Bullshido to me.

 

[Cruentus]

Hey... anyone who referes to themselves as "Master of Defense" prolly couldnt take a 10 year old, let alone a pack of them. Sounds like somthing that should be addressed on Bullshido to me.

Err...too late! :rofl: :rofl:

He was determined to be in a coma.....how could you tell?

The room got peaceful for a few seconds... :uhyeah:

 

[Cruentus]

PULL THE PLUG!! What? Oh it was a joke.........nevermind.

Seriously...pull it...my *** is killing me. :rofl:

 

[OULobo]

Seriously...pull it...my *** is killing me. :rofl:

Now I know how his face got that way. J/K

 

[Dan Anderson]

I have to ask aquestion....

He was determined to be in a coma.....how could you tell?

Kaith,

He stopped talking for longer than it takes to take a breath. That's how we knew. What wasn't reported was his 3-day bout of the continuous runs which weakened him prior to the attack of the vicious 10-year olds. Had he not been severely weakened, he would've defended himself successfully. Yes, I am saying that he is powered by...whoops. Can't say it. This is a family public forum and I can't say ca-ca. Oops. Anyway, get the young man a cork and he'll be just fine.

Yours,
Dan Anderson

 

[Jade Tigress]

Think about what today is....

That and the fact it's posted in the Comedy Cafe....

Too Funny!

Hang in there Paul...and stay away from the light!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Kaith,

He stopped talking for longer than it takes to take a breath. That's how we knew. What wasn't reported was his 3-day bout of the continuous runs which weakened him prior to the attack of the vicious 10-year olds. Had he not been severely weakened, he would've defended himself successfully. Yes, I am saying that he is powered by...whoops. Can't say it. This is a family public forum and I can't say ca-ca. Oops. Anyway, get the young man a cork and he'll be just fine.

Yours,
Dan Anderson

He stopped talking?

Man, this is serious.

 

[arnisador]

He stopped talking?

Man, this is serious.

Sounds terminal.

Has he stopped typing too?

 

[Rich Parsons]

Sounds terminal.

Has he stopped typing too?

He was eating a double Whopper, and had half the sandwich in his mouth so he needed to stop talking and swallow and then breath in

 

[Sarah]

Wish I had a clue who you are all talking about.. :idunno:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Wish I had a clue who you are all talking about.. :idunno:

Tulisan aka Paul Janulis

 

[Ceicei]

Wish I had a clue who you are all talking about.. :idunno:

Paul Janulis, aka Tulisan, is a moderator here. The original poster was pretending to announce (for April Fool's day) that something happened to him. It was originally in the Arnis Forum before it was moved later to the Comedy Cafe.

- Ceicei

 

[Cruentus]

Sounds terminal.

Has he stopped typing too?

I can type...even in a vegitative state. Just read any one of my posts.

Wish I had a clue who you are all talking about..

You mean YOU don't know him. I here he is pretty famous.

Update: I am recovering well. With a few more heavy doses of Enzite, I should be cured of my problem.

Also, I have gotten used to the feeding tube, even though it is in the wrong end. I wanted to take it out, but Jeb Bush came up from Florida and petitioned for the legislature to mandate that I leave it in. So now with that hole plugged, EVERYTHING that comes out of my mouth is crap.

:uhyeah:

:uhyeah:

 

[OULobo]

You mean YOU don't know him. I here he is pretty famous.

How about infamous? :uhyeah:

 

[Flatlander]

Also, I have gotten used to the feeding tube, even though it is in the wrong end. I wanted to take it out, but Jeb Bush came up from Florida and petitioned for the legislature to mandate that I leave it in. So now with that hole plugged, EVERYTHING that comes out of my mouth is crap.

:uhyeah:

:uhyeah:

:rofl: This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Man, you need your own TV show....

 

[Cruentus]

:rofl: This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Man, you need your own TV show....

Well...my stage name IS Faggy Mcbutterpant...

Oh...not that kind of show... :uhyeah:

 

[Cruentus]

Update on my condition:

I am finally out of the comotose state. Yes, yes... I know that I was able to type while in this condition; but make no mistake - despite what the religuous right had to say, that was only my reflexive response. Most of what I say does not make sense, as most of my brain has been liquified.

However, I am finally up and moving around, thanks to a hero, and noble man. He heard about my condition here on martial talk, and decided to take action.

I remember seeing only darkness while in my coma, and I had just gotton used to the feeding tube being in the wrong spot. Then...I felt the tube enlarge greatly. It was very uncomfortable; it remined me of a babies arm, or something. The discomfort caused me to open my eyes. Luckily, it wasn't a babies arm, but was just Rich Parsons, trying to revive me with his index finger.

If it wasn't for this brave and heroic soul, Rich "wiggle fingers" Parsons, I would still be in a coma today.

Everyone cheer for Parsons, the great MartialTalk Hero!

Here Here!
:cheers:

 

[Rich Parsons]

:rofl: This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Man, you need your own TV show....

You had to egg him on did you not?

Besides his Friend Bill wants to do a live TV script based on his friends. I think it would be boring. They think people will watch it.

 

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

You had to egg him on did you not?

Besides his Friend Bill wants to do a live TV script based on his friends. I think it would be boring. They think people will watch it.

Isn't this how Wayne's World started?

PS -- I'm glad it was his finger, only.

D.

 

[Cruentus]

You had to egg him on did you not?

Besides his Friend Bill wants to do a live TV script based on his friends. I think it would be boring. They think people will watch it.

Listen here stinky fingers,

First off....it would not just be any TV script with our dopy friends...It would be called, "The Rich Parsons Project." It would be a reality show about a disgruntled GM employee by day who is also a hitman by night, and every now and then crushes someones head and hides the body in his basement.

Tell me that isn't an awesome reality show premise... :ultracool