One For The Ladies!!!

[Drac]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time​

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in a land far away,​

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a beautiful, independent,​

self-assured princess​

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happened upon a frog as she sat​

contemplating ecological issues​

on the shores of an unpolluted pond​

in a verdant meadow near her castle.​

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap​

and said: " Elegant Lady,​

I was once a handsome prince,​

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.​

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One kiss from you, however,​

and I will turn back​

into the dapper, young prince that I am​

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and then, my sweet, we can marry​

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and set up housekeeping in your castle​

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with my mother,​

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where you can prepare my meals,​

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clean my clothes, bear my children,​

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and forever feel​

grateful and happy doing so."​

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That night,​

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as the princess dined sumptuously​

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on lightly sautéed frog legs​

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seasoned in a white wine​

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and onion cream sauce,​

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she chuckled and thought to herself:​

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I don't freakin think so.​

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[Carol]

:roflmao:
:roflmao:

 

[bluemtn]

:roflmao:
:roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao:

 

[Kacey]

:lol:
:lool:
:roflmao:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Hmmm, I was actually expecting her to just keep the Frog, for "Prince's" can be found in lots of places. But a "Talking Frog" that is something people would pay to come and see.

 

[MA-Caver]

Hmmm, I was actually expecting her to just keep the Frog, for "Prince's" can be found in lots of places. But a "Talking Frog" that is something people would pay to come and see.

Yeah but if you remember that Warner Brother's cartoon of that singing frog that sang ONLY for it's owner... it might be better to have the sauteed frog-legs instead.

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

:rofl:

 

[crushing]

Yeah but if you remember that Warner Brother's cartoon of that singing frog that sang ONLY for it's owner... it might be better to have the sauteed frog-legs instead.

Oh yes, Michigan J. Frog. The WB killed poor Mr. Frog in 2005. I think the network died a year later (of guilt?).

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/22/AR2005072201999.html

Everybody's doing the Michigan Rag
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehauken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, hump, pump the Michigan Rag
That love-d rag!!

 

[kidswarrior]

Well, I can see all sides, but if you've ever tasted frog legs, they're to die for. :hammer:

 

[bookworm_cn317]

Yeah but if you remember that Warner Brother's cartoon of that singing frog that sang ONLY for it's owner... it might be better to have the sauteed frog-legs instead.

I gotta agree with MA-Caver, it's probably for the better that she ate the frog. If she told people about a talking frog, she would get a nice stay in a round, white room where she gets to wear a jacket that makes her hug herself all day long.

 

[kidswarrior]

I gotta agree with MA-Caver, it's probably for the better that she ate the frog. If she told people about a talking frog, she would get a nice stay in a round, white room where she gets to wear a jacket that makes her hug herself all day long.

Sounds like a vacation, to me.

 

[Kacey]

I gotta agree with MA-Caver, it's probably for the better that she ate the frog. If she told people about a talking frog, she would get a nice stay in a round, white room where she gets to wear a jacket that makes her hug herself all day long.

Geez... now I'm gonna have that song running through my head all day...

Lyrics for: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

 

[MA-Caver]

I have that song somewhere on my computer... :uhyeah: Good ole' Dr. Demento!


of course ... another couple of my favorites is "wet-dream" and "dead-puppies"