New car design for women

[Tames D]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...aid=-1&auser=0&oid=90239401707&id=98027513573


Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.

 

[teekin]

Nice. :lol2:

 

[Jade Tigress]

LMAO!!!! :rofl:

 

[Flea]

Cut, pasted, and plagiarized.

 

[CoryKS]

Imagine the repair bills. The cost of labor alone will skyrocket because the damn thing has a habit of disappearing while you're working on it.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Imagine the repair bills. The cost of labor alone will skyrocket because the damn thing has a habit of disappearing while you're working on it.

That, and the damn thing will only work properly a few weeks a month at best, despite your best efforts you never know if it’ll work at all. It may be too cold, or too hot…

 

[Carol]

Its all a matter of training. Once a guy knows how to drive it, it can run very, very well.

 

[Ken Morgan]

Its all a matter of training. Once a guy knows how to drive it, it can run very, very well.

LOL!

Actually i've never had an issue with one before, at least I think so....I hear that they can also pretend to be running fine when in fact they're not...

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

LOL!

Actually i've never had an issue with one before, at least I think so....I hear that they can also pretend to be running fine when in fact they're not...

Or you hear it started right up for your best friend...

 

[Ken Morgan]

Or you hear it started right up for your best friend...

I was wondering when you were going to add your 0.02 in.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

I was wondering when you were going to add your 0.02 in.

My 0.02 is usually priceless.

 

[crushing]

It's fun to see what that baby has under the hood. I read some complaints above, maybe there is a timing issue? Also, I wonder if glow plugs help when it's cold?

 

[Tames D]

It's fun to see what that baby has under the hood. I read some complaints above, maybe there is a timing issue? Also, I wonder if glow plugs help when it's cold?

He said "under the hood" :rofl:

 

[Sukerkin]

I am sorry. I don't understand this conversation ... :angel:

 

[Carol]

I am sorry. I don't understand this conversation ... :angel:

That's OK Suke, we know you are British, nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean? :lol:

 

[Ken Morgan]

I am sorry. I don't understand this conversation ... :angel:

That's OK, I'm participating and I still don't understand either....

 

[Sukerkin]

{Chuckles} I shall read on regardless - perhaps understanding will come to me in the fullness of time .

 

[teekin]

While some models need to be delt with firmly some need a more delicate loving touch. In allmost all cases the engine does need to be warmed up properly before peak performance can be expected. Sufficient lubrication is the key to keep things running smoothly.
In allmost all cases you should obtain an Owners Manual and info beyond just the basic Owner's Manual is highly encouraged. :ladysman:
lori

 

[Chris Parker]

I have a number of lines about "getting assistance from other owners", but we could be veering into unseemly territory here... so I won't.

 

[Ken Morgan]

In allmost all cases you should obtain an Owners Manual and info beyond just the basic Owner's Manual is highly encouraged. :ladysman:
lori

There in lays the issue. The owners manual is never the same from one model to the next. Also the owners manual you get with the model is outdated right away, and you need to buy/upgrade the new version every 3 - 6 months!! Believe me...you never, ever, ever want to use the old owners manual.....