Okay.
First of all, don't be yourself. That's a total crock. If you were being yourself, you'd fart and then giggle incoherently for fifteen minutes. The chicks don't dig that. What you're looking for is the facade of sophistication. Get a confederate to fart and giggle in front of you, and then roll your eyes (suppress laughter) and say something to the tune of "Oh, grow up."
Second, pick a genre. If you can, jock it up. If not, become Mr. Punk Rock Guy, Burnout Boy, Debate Dave, Thespian Theo. Look at it this way...the jock guy gets the jock groupies. The punk rock guy gets the punk rock chick. But without an identity, particularly in high school, you're screwed. Nobody's going to care about how nice and sweet you are.
Third, spy. View your situation as if you're going to war. No one would go to war without intelligence, right? Plant electronic listening devices everywhere she might be. Tap her phones. Get a quality pair of binoculars to gather intelligence on her at home.Fourth, and I alluded to this earlier, use bribery and confederates. You're into the martial arts: get somebody to "attack" her, and POW, here comes our hero Deathtrap to kick *** and send the assailant running off! Cue harp music, Cupid firing a salvo into her luscious...uh, soul. Bribe her friends. Most chicks in high school would sell their friends to the Jawas, because they're really only there to compete with each other anyway.But make with the nice-nice before you try to bribe, and understand that if you're too dorkdified, the intended recipient of the bribe will instead turn on you like the evil snarling Kali incarnation you know her to be, and your humiliation will be great.
And most importantly, be assertive and aggressive. Remember that saying of the SAS, "He who dares, wins."
Good luck.:asian:
