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>>A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when
>>they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer,
>>they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road,
>>they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other
>>side of the road, struggling to breathe.
>>They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had
>>happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road,
>>armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi
>>border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam
>>Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!" He looked
>>me right in the eye and shouted back, "George W. Bush is a moronic
>>deceitful, lying piece of trash too!" "We were standing in the
>>middle of the road shaking hands when the truck hit us."
>>they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer,
>>they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road,
>>they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other
>>side of the road, struggling to breathe.
>>They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had
>>happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road,
>>armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi
>>border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam
>>Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!" He looked
>>me right in the eye and shouted back, "George W. Bush is a moronic
>>deceitful, lying piece of trash too!" "We were standing in the
>>middle of the road shaking hands when the truck hit us."