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>>A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when


>>they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer,


>>they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road,


>>they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other


>>side of the road, struggling to breathe.


>>They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had


>>happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road,


>>armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi


>>border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam


>>Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!" He looked


>>me right in the eye and shouted back, "George W. Bush is a moronic


>>deceitful, lying piece of trash too!" "We were standing in the


>>middle of the road shaking hands when the truck hit us."
 

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