Martial Arts gift ideas - fun, silly, ridiculous?

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We're having a white elephant Christmas gift exchange at our dojo and I need to pick up several gifts and want to go with some silly martial arts related ideas and thought it'd be a good forum topic. These would be $5-20 price range, there will be a mix of children and adults so nothing too naughty.

A few things I've thought of: awesome Chuck Norris t-shirts, Ninja Turtle action figures, bizarre/ridiculous ninjitsu weapons...


Any ideas?

 

[Noah_Legel]

11th Dan belt in Ameri-Do-Te?

 

[Swifty20]

Gift shops or bookstores might have like those little books full of jokes that you could get; maybe there's one that is martial arts themed.

 

[Uncle]

Why get joke themed stuff? There are too many legitimate pieces of gear you could get people that they'd need. For example 3 pair of hand wraps would fit nicely into your budget price and I know I'd love to get that. How about some nutritional stuff? Small tub of protein powder, hemp seed protein, etc?

 

[Buka]

Books.

As for the silly - http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Fighti...55886534&sr=1-1&keywords=Secret+fighting+arts

But you can Google like sounding titles and find a whole bunch. They're a real hoot and have made for some cool gifts over the years for a lot of martial Artists I have known.

There's also some great books for the serious side of things.

 

[Kung Fu Wang]

These would be $5-20 price range, Any ideas?

You can get this for $19.99. It may help you in your next "ground game".

 

[Kung Fu Wang]

dup. deleted.

 

[lklawson]

Why get joke themed stuff? There are too many legitimate pieces of gear you could get people that they'd need.

Umm... that would be because it's a White Elephant Gift Exchange.

Have you never been in one?

Peace favor your sword,
Kirk

 

[Cirdan]

These are fun. They play kung fu fighting, swing their weapons and yell kiai when you squeeze the arm.

 

[Blindside]

The Cold Steel Sharkie Pen
http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-91SP-Sharkie/dp/B000OZ9V5G
For kids it can be a pen for adults a nice fistload and impact weapon, though that may not be silly enough.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

You could get one of the brass knuckle mugs, those are somewhere from 10-15 bucks

 

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Lots of good ideas, thanks all.