Lies people tell to save the marriage ...

[Raewyn]

Im not mad at you...........

 

[shesulsa]

that's just the solar panel for the love machine.

YES!
...
...
... now if I could only get it to work right ....

 

[Lisa]

No, I'm not wearing the sunglasses to shade my eyes from the glare from your head.

LOL!

of course I don't think your going bald honey, and anyways I find it sexy

 

[Chronuss]

YES!
...
...
... now if I could only get it to work right ....

PEBCAK.

problem exists between chair and keyboard.

 

[shesulsa]

PEBCAK.

problem exists between chair and keyboard.

You don't know HOW wrong you are.

 

[Chronuss]

been there...done that...never returning.

 

[DavidCC]

The one I tell : "yes, I agree"


The one she tells : "Yes, I was listening"

 

[Raewyn]

The one I tell : "yes, I agree"


The one she tells : "Yes, I was listening"

I thought it was the other way around?? :ultracool

 

[Cryozombie]

Another one of my classics was

"No honey that dress doesnt make you look fat. All the fat in your *** makes you look fat."

 

[shesulsa]

Another one of my classics was

"No honey that dress doesnt make you look fat. All the fat in your *** makes you look fat."

See? See? What'd I tell ya? Lie, damn your ears, LIE!!!

 

[jfarnsworth]

No, I'm not wearing the sunglasses to shade my eyes from the glare from your head.

Now, that's just wickedly wrong.

 

[arnisador]

Another one of my classics was

"No honey that dress doesnt make you look fat. All the fat in your *** makes you look fat."

I think that's one of Al Bundy's, actually!

 

[shesulsa]

No, don't change your outfit - those clothes from high school still look great on you!

You're feet aren't ugly, don't be ridiculous.

Are you kidding? Sex is the very, very first thing I want to do every morning - full bladder or not!

You're right - the kids don't really need that physical exam once per year - let's only take them when they need antibiotics; cheaper that way.

No, I didn't spend the whole day on the internet again, I was busy with kid stuff!

Boy, you sure do smell good!

 

[DavidCC]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidCC
The one I tell : "yes, I agree"


The one she tells : "Yes, I was listening"

I thought it was the other way around?? :ultracool

I don't bother to lie about not listening and she doesn't bother to lie about not agreeing.

Geez that is some kind of relationship-honesty calculus or something. I have no idea how it works.

 

[Chronuss]

...I'd rather write Java than do calculus......

 

[arnisador]

...I'd rather write Java than do calculus......

You're a sick man. Most folks would rather drink java than do calculus.

 

[Rich Parsons]

You're a sick man. Most folks would rather drink java than do calculus.

I need to see pictures of Java and Calculus

Personally I rather use Calculus to solve a problem that can be easily written up in some form of code

 

[Chronuss]

You're a sick man. Most folks would rather drink java than do calculus.

didn't like my calc teacher in highschool...we were always correcting her when she tried to show us how to solve a problem on the board...very frustrating.

 

[shesulsa]

You're so much smarter than me.

I love beer.

I'd love to have your family over for a barbecue.

I don't need you to kiss me, just do me, big fella.

The cat's not as important as you.

I can't imagine what I'd ever do without you.

 

[The Kai]

You're right there is nothing as exciting as an afternoon shopping


Sure, what's a little debt?

You're right people who work out all the time are gross