Kiwi Bird?

[jfarnsworth]

Ok, the utmost respect to my NZ female friends. Upon further inspection of the kiwi bird on my google search I have a few questions about the bird.
1) What does this thing actually do? As far as like swim, hop, run, I know this thing can't fly but why call it a bird?

2) What is it's actual purpose in life? As in just eating bugs and insects and such to keep the bug population down?

3) can this thing be a pet?

4) Is it friendly?

My daughter thinks it cute which is why I'm asking the questions.

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

Ok, the utmost respect to my NZ female friends. Upon further inspection of the kiwi bird on my google search I have a few questions about the bird.
1) What does this thing actually do? As far as like swim, hop, run, I know this thing can't fly but why call it a bird?

2) What is it's actual purpose in life? As in just eating bugs and insects and such to keep the bug population down?

3) can this thing be a pet?

4) Is it friendly?

My daughter thinks it cute which is why I'm asking the questions.

Well, it's not cute.

It's worthless, no, it's not for domestication, friendly, no.

So no more goofy questions. The Nat'l Geographic Society Forum you're looking for is down the hall.................

 

[jfarnsworth]

You act like you've been there before!

I was talking to the 2 females from NZ! :jedi1:

 

[Sarah]

How can you say a Kiwi is not cute...and it is no more worthless than anything else on this planet!

 

[jfarnsworth]

So no more goofy questions. .................

Missed you on the other site for some real :whip: ing's. It's finally time I get down to your neck of the woods. :asian:

 

[Sarah]

Missed you on the other site for some real :whip: ing's. It's finally time I get down to your neck of the woods. :asian:

What other site??

 

[jfarnsworth]

What other site??

Oh he knows! He try's to wreak havoc everywhere he goes. I had a student lined up and he's trying to cohearse the individual to the darkside. :jedi1:

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

Oh he knows! He try's to wreak havoc everywhere he goes. I had a student lined up and he's trying to cohearse the individual to the darkside. :jedi1:

Worried, are you?:ultracool

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

What other site??

You will not find him..........................:deadhorse

 

[jfarnsworth]

Worried, are you?:ultracool

Not at all. You have chosen your kenpo path & I have chosen mine. :asian:

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

You act like you've been there before!

I was talking to the 2 females from NZ! :jedi1:

Aren't you being a bit selfish?

 

[jfarnsworth]

You will not find him..........................:deadhorse

I am here!

The goldendragon showed up and you left :idunno: . The war is going on!

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

Not at all. You have chosen your kenpo path & I have chosen mine. :asian:

It's not your destiny to stray, do not go off the path I have prepared for you.

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

I am here!

The goldendragon showed up and you left :idunno: . The war is going on!

He's too busy makin' out in his caddy. Try again tomorrow.

 

[jfarnsworth]

You don't have the same powers as the goldendragon. You must kneel before him. :jedi1:

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

How can you say a Kiwi is not cute...and it is no more worthless than anything else on this planet!

Let me clarify, the question is not cute, the bird is!

 

[jfarnsworth]

He's too busy makin' out in his caddy. Try again tomorrow.

As he is taking on a new interest but he will never forget his true purpose.

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

You don't have the same powers as the goldendragon. You must kneel before him. :jedi1:

I would, if my knees worked...............wait a minute!!! I ain't sacred on no Arizona Dragon. he can't touch this! His powers are weak, and he's in love. His strength is sapped!:btg:

 

[Dr. Kenpo]

As he is taking on a new interest but he will never forget his true purpose.

Yeah, well you're on the back burner for now. However, you have my full attention!:whip1:

 

[jfarnsworth]

You must join! He may be temporarily involved but he will never leave his people.