PART ONE:
Jesus is watching you...
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A burglar breaks into a house at night. As he quietly creeps across the floor he suddenly hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you!".
He stops dead still and listens, but he doesn't hear anything.
He shines his flashlight around the room and he doesn't see anyone.
He takes another step. Again he hears "You better be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
Again he stops and remains still. Nothing. He takes another step..
"Oh ho, you're in trouble now. Jesus is watching you!"
He shines his flashlight around the room again. This time in the upper corner of the room he sees a parrot on a perch. The parrot says, "I told you to be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
He goes up to the parrot and shines his light in its face.
"Who are you?", he asks.
"Fishbowl" the parrot replies.
"What fool would name their parrot fishbowl?" he asks the parrot.
"The same fool that named his killer rotteweiler Jesus" the parrot answers. Part Two:
Rockville Police Shoot JesusBy Asha Beh
NBCWashington.com/MSNBC EXCERPT
updated 9:26 p.m. PT, Mon., Nov . 30, 2009
Rockville City Police shot and killed a 120-pound Rottweiler/Pit Bull dog early Sunday morning after it viciously attacked its owner and attempts to control the dog through other means -- even a taser gun -- failed.
Police said they were called to the 5800 block of Ridgeway Avenue in the Twinbrook area at about 6:20 p.m. That's where they found a 38-year-old man with bite wounds and cuts to his arms, and puncture wounds to his chest and thigh.
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Jesus is watching you...
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A burglar breaks into a house at night. As he quietly creeps across the floor he suddenly hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you!".
He stops dead still and listens, but he doesn't hear anything.
He shines his flashlight around the room and he doesn't see anyone.
He takes another step. Again he hears "You better be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
Again he stops and remains still. Nothing. He takes another step..
"Oh ho, you're in trouble now. Jesus is watching you!"
He shines his flashlight around the room again. This time in the upper corner of the room he sees a parrot on a perch. The parrot says, "I told you to be careful, Jesus is watching you!"
He goes up to the parrot and shines his light in its face.
"Who are you?", he asks.
"Fishbowl" the parrot replies.
"What fool would name their parrot fishbowl?" he asks the parrot.
"The same fool that named his killer rotteweiler Jesus" the parrot answers. Part Two:
Rockville Police Shoot JesusBy Asha Beh
NBCWashington.com/MSNBC EXCERPT
updated 9:26 p.m. PT, Mon., Nov . 30, 2009
Rockville City Police shot and killed a 120-pound Rottweiler/Pit Bull dog early Sunday morning after it viciously attacked its owner and attempts to control the dog through other means -- even a taser gun -- failed.
Police said they were called to the 5800 block of Ridgeway Avenue in the Twinbrook area at about 6:20 p.m. That's where they found a 38-year-old man with bite wounds and cuts to his arms, and puncture wounds to his chest and thigh.
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