THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL STATEMENTS FOUND ON INSURANCE FORMS WHERE
AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS ATTEMPTED TO SUMMARIZE THE DETAILS OF AN ACCIDENT IN
THE FEWEST POSSIBLE WORDS.
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
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I thought my window was down, but I found out it wasnt't open when
I put my head through it.
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and
headed over the embankment.
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In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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I had been shopping for plants all day
and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up
obscuring my vision so I could not see the other car.
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I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
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As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck the
pedestrian
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My car was legally parked as it baced into the other vehicle.
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An invisible car came from out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I
had a fractured skull.
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side
of the road when I struck him.
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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran him over.
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I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof
of my car.
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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found
in a ditch by some stray cows.-
AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS ATTEMPTED TO SUMMARIZE THE DETAILS OF AN ACCIDENT IN
THE FEWEST POSSIBLE WORDS.
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
-
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
-
I thought my window was down, but I found out it wasnt't open when
I put my head through it.
-
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
-
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
-
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
-
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
-
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and
headed over the embankment.
-
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
-
I had been shopping for plants all day
and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up
obscuring my vision so I could not see the other car.
-
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
-
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
-
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
-
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck the
pedestrian
-
My car was legally parked as it baced into the other vehicle.
-
An invisible car came from out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
-
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I
had a fractured skull.
-
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side
of the road when I struck him.
-
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran him over.
-
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof
of my car.
-
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.
-
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found
in a ditch by some stray cows.-
