If you're drunk and want to lay in the street...

[Bill Mattocks]

http://clatl.com/atlanta/bizarre-crimes-from-atlanta-police-reports/Content?oid=2213776

Around 12:45 a.m., an officer driving on Boulevard noticed an object in the middle of the road. As the officer got closer, he realized the "object" was a 45-year-old woman. "Her speech was slurred and she could not stand in one place," the officer wrote, adding the woman was "EXTREMELY intoxicated." Apparently, she had an unusual reason for lying in the middle of the road. "[The woman] explained that she was demonstrating to everyone that is getting arrested for being in the roadway, that if you stay on the double line, you will not be in danger and should not be arrested."

Yeah, I remember listening to stories like that from snot-slinging drunks in the middle of the night. Love those stories.