I love Animals, but I hate the Planet...

There are all kinds of alternative sources of heat and power; Hydroelectric, wind turbines, wave power, solar, geo-thermal. Many people, like President Bush, for example, use these in their homes to save money on their power bills and to reduce their impact on the environment. Others, however, like Ted Kennedy, virulently oppose such measures because they might not be pretty.
When environmentalism is from the heart it is rarely loudly and crassly bandied about. Living in a way that makes the most of the least is cheaper and easier in most cases, the environmentalists, however, would rather scream and shout and ***** and whine than calmly encourage using alternative sources of energy. Sooner or later someone will have a brilliant invention in alternative power that, like Edison's light bulb will change the face of the world.
 
So, how do you feel about power from hydro-electric sources or wind power? You know, natural sources.
Wind Power? I thought those big propellers were attached to engines that kept the planet turning.
 
Wind Power? I thought those big propellers were attached to engines that kept the planet turning.
Then we may have a problem, the ones on Pacheco Pass (Between the San Joaquin Valley and the Bay Area) rarely turn. The environmentalist nazis said birds are too stupid to avoid the spinning blades...
 
So I'm out shopping and this woman comes up to me and starts in on me about my leather jacket. "You are killing animals, blah blah, cruel, blah blah, wrong, blah blah"

And she's wearing a Vinyl coat. And Im just like... Yeah a cow had to die to make my coat, and the tasty burger I had for lunch. How about the enviromental effect of the production of YOUR jacket? All the pollution spewed by the factory that made that sythetic plastic, the habitats destroyed to drill for the petroleum in it or the oil spilled by tankers, the landfill that non-biodegradable coat will end up in destroying more of the earth...

But Im the *** for wearing leather.

Seriously now.


Unfortunately you can see a bigger picture here.

Many people today do not see it. They see the tree and not the forest. They will kill the forest to save the single tree.


Pesonally I like Leather. I do not wear a jacket of leather right only because the one I was wearing got a hole (* 14+ years *) and I have not had a chance to replace it. I did find some nice cloth jackets I like that I am currently wearing. I do wear leather gloves. Nothing better in my opinion.
 
Then we may have a problem, the ones on Pacheco Pass (Between the San Joaquin Valley and the Bay Area) rarely turn. The environmentalist nazis said birds are too stupid to avoid the spinning blades...
Thus is explained global warming! It's all the environmentalist's fault, trying to protect the birds!:jaw-dropping::lol2:
 
I have a leather jacket made from the skin of a humpback whale, with buttons made from a northern spotted owl. NOW We'll see who the REAL activists are. :EG: :uhyeah:

Sorry, I could no longer resist, I shall now return to my dark damp cave and contimplate how wrong that statement was :uhohh:


actually I have a Walter Dyer lether jacket that is about 20 years old.
 
There are all kinds of alternative sources of heat and power; Hydroelectric, wind turbines, wave power, solar, geo-thermal. Many people, like President Bush, for example, use these in their homes to save money on their power bills and to reduce their impact on the environment. Others, however, like Ted Kennedy, virulently oppose such measures because they might not be pretty.
When environmentalism is from the heart it is rarely loudly and crassly bandied about. Living in a way that makes the most of the least is cheaper and easier in most cases, the environmentalists, however, would rather scream and shout and ***** and whine than calmly encourage using alternative sources of energy. Sooner or later someone will have a brilliant invention in alternative power that, like Edison's light bulb will change the face of the world.

Seriously, Bush? Suddenly, I feel like replacing all of our compact flourescent light bulbs, and so forth that makes our house more eco freindly... poop.

You konw Don, I gotta agree with you about the 'from the heart' part. I'm one of those people that doesn't really talk about this kind of thing outside my house. And the major argument I use on my mom is that eco freindly is cheaper
 
I have a leather jacket made from the skin of a humpback whale, with buttons made from a northern spotted owl.

Thats nothing... my entire coat is made up of spotted owls, and we killed 1 whole whale just to make a few scrimsaw buttons for it, and threw the rest of the whale away... (Why do I now have the song from Mr. Burns going thru my head... "See My vest, see my vest, made from real gorrilla chest, see my loafers, former gophers...")
 
Thats nothing... my entire coat is made up of spotted owls, and we killed 1 whole whale just to make a few scrimsaw buttons for it, and threw the rest of the whale away... (Why do I now have the song from Mr. Burns going thru my head... "See My vest, see my vest, made from real gorrilla chest, see my loafers, former gophers...")
Grizzly bear Underwear!
 
Thats nothing... my entire coat is made up of spotted owls, and we killed 1 whole whale just to make a few scrimsaw buttons for it, and threw the rest of the whale away... (Why do I now have the song from Mr. Burns going thru my head... "See My vest, see my vest, made from real gorrilla chest, see my loafers, former gophers...")

Impressive... but I used 4 hump back whales for my coat.... I wanted specific pieces and it took 4 whales to get those and the bones of the northern spotted owl are so delicate it took 10 owls

That is so wrong on so many levels and I posted it on Christmas too… I need to go contemplate how wrong that was over a nice thick steak
 
* (2) x 8-10 oz. Lion Steaks. Sweet, mild flavor. Try with Zesty Grilled Lion Steaks.
* (1) lb. Alligator Tenderloin Nuggets. Melt in your mouth. Try with Alligator Scallopini.
* (2) x 8 oz. Elk Striploin Steaks. Distinctive, bold flavor. Try with Elk and Mustard Cream Sauce.
* (1) 1+ lb. Kangaroo Filets. Deep, rich flavor. Try with Pan Roasted Kangaroo Filet.
* (2) x 8 oz. Ostrich Filets. Hearty and flavorful. Try with Chargrilled Filet on Warm Pesto Antipasto
Well, they're sold out now, but Amazon has this sampler
 
Ive had everything in that sampler but Lion.
 
Same here, and I really want to try the lion.

get some loin cut from the butcher. Add some yellow hair. Drink lots of beer. You might convince yourself that its lion.

Otherwise, I think its endangered :p
 
Best quote on the subject:

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

(I worry about people who say they're humanitarians...)
 
Impressive... but I used 4 hump back whales for my coat.... I wanted specific pieces and it took 4 whales to get those and the bones of the northern spotted owl are so delicate it took 10 owls

That is so wrong on so many levels and I posted it on Christmas too… I need to go contemplate how wrong that was over a nice thick steak


It's the thought that counts, so as long as you feel appropriately guilty about it, you can be forgiven
 
Best quote on the subject:

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

(I worry about people who say they're humanitarians...)
Olive oil comes from squashing olives, where does baby oil come from?
 
Olive oil comes from squashing olives, where does baby oil come from?

That was kind of like the problem that Gerber had in one of the top ten marketing blunders of all time. It was right up there with "Bite the wax tadpole", "No va", "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave" and selling the "Mist stick" cosmetic line in Germany.

Gerber started selling its baby food line in sub-Saharan Africa. In Africa most food packaging has a picture or what's inside the can :eek:
 
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