I didn't know that

I didn't know that either. But I did read at one time that:

Caeser Caeser
Roman Geezer
Squashed his wife
With a lemon squeezer
 
I though everyone knew that.

Caesar is noted for saying veni, vidi, vici, which translates into I ground, I stuffed, I ate.
 
"Pork sausage, meet Rome. Rome, Pork sausage." I wonder how they managed to shake hands at that first introduction? Pork sausage being handless and all.
 
"Pork sausage, meet Rome. Rome, Pork sausage." I wonder how they managed to shake hands at that first introduction? Pork sausage being handless and all.

That's funny!
 

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And all this time I thought the fall of the Roman Empire was due to lead poisoning ...
 
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