I could do that, if I wanted to show off...

[arnisador]

Special effects, I'm sure!

 

[Big Don]

 

[Big Don]

HOLY S*** he damn near missed




While that isn't me, one time while kneeboarding I hit a buoy and launched about 6 feet high and landed safely.
Sadly, this was before video was cheap and ubiquitous.

 

[Big Don]

It hurts just watching this one (over and over)




That moron deserved it

 

[Big Don]

OK, I have done this...

 

[arnisador]

Ouch!

Have you seen the ads for Louis Anderson on a diving reality show?

 

[Big Don]

Ouch!

Have you seen the ads for Louis Anderson on a diving reality show?

Yeah, but, F that show, it interfered with NCIS...