how's it goin?

[KatGurl]

*has a black kitty costume on* I'M BACK. *looks around* .... and.... I'm sorry I was gone all that time I had and will have more in the future.... schoolwork *shudders*

Oh, and guess what.... I'm gonna be 13 October 26th.... *smirks* AND I'LL BE A TEEN!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! *looks at her dad, D_Brady* *feels sorry for him *

 

[Cryozombie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 

[Cthulhu]

D_Brady, if you survive your daughter's teenage years, please share your survival techniques with me. Maybe I can have a slight edge in a decade when my daughter hits her teens

Cthulhu

 

[Seig]

Cthulhu,
Stock up on weapons, night vision goggles, mylanta and excedrin.

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by KatGurl
*.... I'm gonna be 13 October 26th.... *smirks* AND I'LL BE A TEEN!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Good lord; look out.

 

[pknox]

Originally posted by Seig
Cthulhu,
Stock up on weapons, night vision goggles, mylanta and excedrin.

Yes, and say goodbye to the phone and the bathroom for a very very long time.

 

[TheRustyOne]

Three years till she can drive...legally...uh oh...



D_Brady, hide the credit cards!


WB Kat...

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by KatGurl
*has a black kitty costume on* I'M BACK. *looks around* .... and.... I'm sorry I was gone all that time I had and will have more in the future.... schoolwork *shudders*

Oh, and guess what.... I'm gonna be 13 October 26th.... *smirks* AND I'LL BE A TEEN!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! *looks at her dad, D_Brady* *feels sorry for him *

Sorry, but I've assigned homework for Monday, so you can't go..........

 

[Cruentus]

A teenage girl is a dads worse nightmare! So...take my advise now, or in a few years it'll be too late!

D_Brady...don't let her date until she's 21!

O.K...if that's unrealistic....at the very least make sure that your cleaning your gun on the front porch when she's about 16 and the boys come to pick her up.

And...if she doesn't have a HUUGE uncle like my friend Rich Parsons, then hire one! Rich likes to shake his niece's
boyfreind(s) hand, look into his eyes, and say's, "If you hurt her...I'll kill you." Then...after uncomfortable and nervous laughter by the boyfriend, Rich says, "No...I'm serious. If you hurt her...I'll kill you." Now...understand that Rich is about 6'3" or 6'4" and absolutely huge! (lol)

So....remember the rules...just to reinerate. #1 don't let her date til' 21! #2 If #1 doesn't fly....clean gun on porch. #3 get her a huge uncle who, will not hesitate to kill boyfriends.

Thank you...I've said my piece...!

 

[arnisador]

Originally posted by PAUL
And...if she doesn't have a HUUGE uncle like my friend Rich Parsons, then hire one!

Or as I tell my daughter (9) regarding Mr. Hartman, "Having an Uncle Timmy means never having to say 'I really, really, really want you to leave me alone' to anyone."

 

[theletch1]

I've got a 14 yr old daughter....I've got the cleanest shotgun in 3 counties and the sharpest knives in the state I make sure they see my wall o' weapons and realize that I know where all the hidden caves and sink holes are in the mountains around here.

Having said that..... I remember what being a teen age boy was like........ and it really scares the hell out of me.:wah:

I also have two 12 year old girls who will be "teens" next July and a 9 year old girl just in case I survive the first 3. So, forget the mylanta and exedrin...... I need prozac, zanax or maybe even lithium.

 

[Nightingale]

My uncle is fond of handing out the below list to my cousin's new guys:

8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
by: W. Bruce Cameron


Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron

 

[Cruentus]

I've read that somewhere before...pretty funny! LOL

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by PAUL
A teenage girl is a dads worse nightmare! So...take my advise now, or in a few years it'll be too late!

D_Brady...don't let her date until she's 21!

O.K...if that's unrealistic....at the very least make sure that your cleaning your gun on the front porch when she's about 16 and the boys come to pick her up.

And...if she doesn't have a HUUGE uncle like my friend Rich Parsons, then hire one! Rich likes to shake his niece's
boyfreind(s) hand, look into his eyes, and say's, "If you hurt her...I'll kill you." Then...after uncomfortable and nervous laughter by the boyfriend, Rich says, "No...I'm serious. If you hurt her...I'll kill you." Now...understand that Rich is about 6'3" or 6'4" and absolutely huge! (lol)

So....remember the rules...just to reinerate. #1 don't let her date til' 21! #2 If #1 doesn't fly....clean gun on porch. #3 get her a huge uncle who, will not hesitate to kill boyfriends.

Thank you...I've said my piece...!

I was over visiting my niece this evening. A boy showed up to talk to her. His brother and Brothers' friend drove him over. The Friend started to smoke outside, my niece told him he could not. This young person then tried to convince her that it was ok because he was 18 and could prove it. Before I could say or do anything her mother, told her she had to come inside off the porch and they had to leave.

D-Brady, My Heart goes out to you.

Katgurl my heart goes out to you to.

First Happy Birthday! Second, you will have good times and bad times, yet no matter what happens, your dad will love you, even if you do not hink he is cool or is being helpful. He is watching out for you. Try to remember that from time to time. It will help.

:asian:

 

[arnisador]

Good for the mother!