How to be like Wolverine

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I want to be like Wolverine and be able to heal up from the worst injuries in minutes of not seconds. Also, that way I could do the hardest workout and recover from it right away and thus go right back to working out so I could be in the best physical shape possible. Also, Wolverine's healing power keeps him physically young, supposedly he is chronologically over 100 years old but has the body of a 25 year old because of his healing power. So, how do I become like Wolverine, any ideas?
 
You could try finding a nuclear waste facility and rolling around in the glowing green goo. Let me know what happens!!


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You could try finding a nuclear waste facility and rolling around in the glowing green goo. Let me know what happens!!

I think that is only successful if one starts life as a turtle or a rat. However, more empirical data is needed.
 
I think that is only successful if one starts life as a turtle or a rat. However, more empirical data is needed.

Maybe... Or at least until the pest control comes.....
 
If radiation was really going to lead to spider powers, I'd be using the login Peter Parker by now.


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Maybe you just need to take a vacation? Fresh country air and wide open spaces, I hear Chernobyl is nice this time of year.
 
Actually, a bit closer to home is the Hanford superfund site, they have several hundred storage tanks of various radioactive isotopes that are in various stages of leakage.
 
Well, technically Wolverine is a mutant which means he was born with his superpowers, at least he was born with some of his superpowers his adamantium laced skeleton and blades were later surgically installed, but he was born with his super healing power. As far as its known, Wolverine was not exposed to unusual chemicals or radiation or anything like that.
 
It's simple. Be born from tepid pond water, kill a few people, blank out a lot, and run a lot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_(comics)

Might also insist that your doctor test your mitochlorian count next time he orders blood work. Don't take no for an answer. The test exists, but it's top secret.
 
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