Windsinger
Green Belt
You kids and your 'tornado' kicks. Why, when I was your age, we actually had to kick real tornados!
And what's with this wearing padding in a tournament! Why, if we were decapitated by a kick, we took it as a learning experience! You kids are too soft!
And don't get me started on breaking! Boards. Bricks. Pffft. When I was your age, we didn't bother with that. We broke each other! And we were happy to do it, because it made us better people! Well, the ones who lived, anyway.
And you call that pattern hard? It's only got 52 movements! When I was a kid, we had to do 294 movements for 18 hours. In snow 6' deep! Up hill! Both ways!
(I'll stop now... But if anyone wants to continue...
